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“i don’t understand what’s happening in palestine so i won’t comment on it” of course you don’t understand. most of us will never understand what it’s like to go for months without electricity, without water, without literal food. most of us won’t understand what it’s like talking to loved ones at lunch and then having to witness their bodies in body bags by dinner. no, you will never understand what that feels like—but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t care. that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t educate yourself. that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t donate. there’s only one thing uglier than willful ignorance—and that’s willful ignorance borne from selfishness and a severe lack of compassion. if you care anything about humanity as a concept, palestine should be your problem regardless of who you are, where you live, or where you’re from.

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Mark Rothko, No. 7, (mixed media on canvas), 1964 [National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C. © Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / ARS, New York]

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i love the lgbts i swear anytime i catch up with someone and learn they just started dating someone new i'll like speak to them again in two weeks and they're either already making plans to get married and move in together or they've had an awful break up because one of them was like flushing the other's hormones or stealing their money to buy furry adoptables or something equally batshit

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did judas do something problematic?

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

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oh me? well I'm the faggot America.

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

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taylor swift stop making music and go into seclusion in the woods so i never have to hear about you ever again challenge

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who would've thought cognac would end up being my liquor of choice

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me after too many minor inconveniences

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I feel like I am going to develop shaken baby syndrome as an adult from how all of these apartments are pulling me back and forth jesus christ

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aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life