boykingofdestihell

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If you showed an Ancient Roman Jensen Ackles he would also agree that a whole alternate universe should be created so that that face could experience pseudo-misogyny and also heat and pregnancy.

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thousands of years of human storytelling and it took until jensen ackles to inspire omegaverse. excelsior!

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"Hetero just means "not the same" so Dean/Cas would be Hetero if Castiel didn't have that pesky dangler." am i having a stroke what the fuck is happeningggg

UHHHH WHAT DLKSKDFLDFL;SF

SOMEONE STOP HIMMMMMMM

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like in lazarus rising when dean asks “who are you?” cas could’ve should’ve answered “i’m castiel, i’m an angel of the lord” but no he needed to lead with “i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” i love how cas saw this as the most important answer, that from his first line we know he takes pride in saving dean, that the first thing he wants dean to understand is not i’m an angel it’s you’ve been wondering who saved you and it was me it was me it was me

[boykingofdestihell]

like in lazarus rising when dean asks “who are you?” cas could’ve should’ve answered “i’m castiel, i’m an angel of the lord” but no he needed to lead with “i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.” i love how cas saw this as the most important answer, that from his first line we know he takes pride in saving dean, that the first thing he wants dean to understand is not i’m an angel it’s you’ve been wondering who saved you and it was me it was me it was me

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the CW: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 15x18 Despair 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

the CW: never mind. you didn’t see shit

3 years later: dude i swear there are tapes on his phone

straight divorced misha collins pacing: you’re not crazy

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kripke gripping misha tight and raising him from unemployment

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dean would have run a tight ship with the pta and cas would have turned it into a cult

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the em dash and i are in a torrid toxic love affair

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literally both of you calm down holy shit

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dean trying to figure out whether jack is evil or not by which creme cake he chooses - angel or devil

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and you know what. nothing was more of a credit to destiel than the real life emotions informing their dynamic. castiel actor was thinking "im playing a gay character who can never admit he's gay" giving us a perfect portrayal of conscious repression and gay doom. meanwhile dean actor was mentally repeating "people think im gay but im definitely not gay" over and over and over, giving us a perfect portrayal of a guy who is trying Not to look like he's thinking about kissing men all the time.

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People used to criticize peace of mind for #appropriating destiel for sastiel and disagreeing with that on a moral level. And of course sastiels love peace of mind because they think it’s a sastiel episode. This is not a critique of Steve yockey this is. A critique of an audience who doesn’t know about absence being the shadow of a presence who would say I don’t like this show called portrait of toxic masculinity because it endorses men being on bad behavior. End tweet

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episode where jack goes back in time to some point in like. maybe s7. he meets dean and is like i’m your son from the future and dean is like wait wait. then who’s your mom? and jack just looks at him and squints and does the head tilt and dean’s like. son of a bitch.

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Unnamed college angel is so awesome. She’s like. Dean Winchester you are GAY and you are ANNOYINGGGGGG. she literally says the words patriarchy to Dean Winchester while he is rinsing his bloody knuckles with liquor and then calls him sensitive. And THEN calls him a super bitch and greets sam by calling him “other one”.

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i love every time cas dies and dean is like unfuckingconsolable on his knees screaming at god and sam is just. there

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always hits yes widower mourn