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don’t let your job stop you from enjoying an unemployed summer
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found a cool fish shirt on pinterest but the source looked like a scam site so i image searched it to another sketchy site but then i searched it AGAIN & was led to the original artist's redbubble... peace & love now all i need is a spare $30 for the cool fish shirt
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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theres this thing called an album and what you do is you listen to it
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🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper
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boys can we start sexualizing t gel application,, i one hundred percent understand the inherent horniness of testosterone injections but some of us just put gel on our arms every morning and i do NOT know how to make that sound hot
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finally bought a tote for some shit under my bed which means it's time to say farewell to the random cardboard box that had been housing the aforementioned shit #goodbyecardboardbox
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving
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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste
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it's been a long ass day... pass the "i drive" by lower dens❗🍻
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David Byrne Eating Cornflakes
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me at 12: dad's anger issues are so scary waaaah
me at 27: if another slight inconvenience happens to me i'm going to put my car in reverse on the interstate
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here’s my updated comms sheet! examples of my previous work under the cut ^_^
[id: my commission info sheet. it is titled “commissions!”. under “commissions!” there are bullet points reading “i will draw ocs, characters, etc!”, “i have cashapp and zelle and paypal,” “pricing is negotiable,” “i’m a full time student,” and “dm me here or ask for my discord!” there are two boxes as the bottom. one has two bullet points: “background is $10-15” and “i reserve the right to say no” with a heart next to it. the other has a title reading “won’t do” and has the bullet points “nsfw”, “furries (i do not know how)”, and “anything that makes me feel uncomfortable.” there is a drawing of florence vassy as the reference image on the left. he is divided into “bust”, “half”, and “full”. bust is divided into “sketch $10,” “flat $15,” and “full $20.” half is divided into “sketch $20,” “flat $25,” and “full $30.” full is divided into “sketch $35,” “flat $45,” and “full $55.” the bottom right corner says “freddiegoesmetal” with a small star next to it. end id]
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i love listening to music!!!!! #MyMusic #MyHeadphones
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