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boyproofbulletscouts · 7 years ago

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BTS reactions: You catch a bigger fish than them

Anonymous said: hey ~ can you do one where you’re fishing with BTS and you catch a bigger fish than they do?

WARNINGS: Graphic violence, existential dread, allusions to sad, strange sex, fishing, ANGST, fishing

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Jin

Jin gives you a watery smile as you hold up the enormous bass.

“Isn’t this great!” you say, flapping the wet, living fish at him. He nods slowly.

“Yes, I’m really proud of you,” he says, and you two take turns kissing the fish for good luck or more sinister reasons.

Yoongi

The second the pond smelt arose from the dark, swirling water, Yoongi was irate. But he hardly let it show.

“Look, Yoongi,” you say. “My fish is so much larger than yours.”

He bares his teeth violently and says nothing. You chomp down.

Namjoon

Namjoon’s eyes sparkle with wonder as the huge fish is reeled in on your fishing pole. “I’ve never seen such a large fish,” he mumbles, looking down at his own meekly sized catch.

You hold the beast over your head and laugh madly. It begins to slip from your hands as fish are wont to do. As it struggles from your grasp, Namjoon steps forward and catches it in his arms, holding it flopping wildly to his chest.

His eyes catch yours, and your heart is beating wildly as you lean in for a kiss, your bodies pressing the fish flush between you as you fully start to make out.

Hoseok

Hoseok is so impressed by your catch he throws his own back into the sea.

“Hoseok!” you shout. “We needed both of those fish!”

He blushes. “Ah, sorry Y/N, I was just so impressed and got caught up in the excitement.”

“We’re going to starve to death on this island if you keep throwing the fish back to sea, J-Hope,” you say, tears filling your eyes.

Jimin

“Your fish may be larger,” Jimin groans erotically, “But mine is stronger.”

He hits you with the fish so hard you pass out.

Taehyung

Taehyung absolutely loses it when you reel in an ocean sunfish. It lands with a heavy thud on the sand, next to his small bucket containing a single flounder.

“Oh my god,” he screams. “You’re so ripped. How did you do that?”

You scoop him up in your outrageously muscled arms.

“If I could reel in you, I can reel in any ocean fish,” you murmur in a sexy way.

You kiss as the sunfish dies slowly beside you.

Jungkook

Jungkook huffs in disgust at your extremely large fish. “It doesn’t matter anyway,” he huffs. “Another day, another goddamned fish.”

He runs his rough, calloused hands through his ocean-matted hair. You both smell so much like fish because you’ve been gutting fish in these clothes every day. It’s deeply disgusting. Nonetheless, he looks at you with those sexy eyes of his and you guys are going at it again for the sixth time this hour. The sun sets.

Over the next few weeks on the island the days stretch on and on and you two talk less and less. You’re gaining weight despite the near-starvation and you realise that of course, unprotected sex leads to pregnancy, but you forgot that because of your lust. Nine months later, you’re giving birth on this island you now call home and no one has even come close to finding you. Not a single boat, not a plane in sight. No sign of life.

You’re both sad, and pretty desperate to get off the island, but having a child really does bond you in a way you’ve never felt before.

Finally, as your son has just turned two years old, a boat arrives onshore, and you’re sure you must be dreaming. But it’s real. A man steps out into the water and makes his way to the sand and you’re sobbing.

“Hello strangers,” he says. “You look worse for wear.”

“Please help us,” Jungkook says. “We’ve been trapped on this island for years after our ship crashed - we had a son. No one’s come by.”

The man raises his eyebrow. “Why, that’s just terrible. I suppose you two don’t know about the war then do you…”

You look at Jungkook and shrug.

“Anyway, we’ll all talk about it when we get back. Hop on in. It’ll be a tight fit but we’ll get you two back home - or what’s left of it.”

You’re deeply concerned by this man’s strange words but have no choice but to come aboard. The three of you pile on and the man starts the boat.

Not but thirty seconds after that, as you’ve just headed off into deeper waters - in a flash, Jungkook is behind the man with a fishing hook and slitting his throat. You scream, grabbing onto your son. Jungkook turns, covered in blood, to look at you and he pulls your son from your grasp.

And then he pushes you into the water.

You fall down deep. Your shock almost makes it to hard to surface again, but your body’s instincts get you there. You take a deep breath and blink the saltwater out of your eyes until you’re able to see Jungkook standing up on the boat, his hands on the steering wheel. He revs the engine.

“You’ll never tell anyone I couldn’t catch a bigger fucking fish than you,” he says.

And with that, he drives the boat away, leaving you to die.

#absolutley

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boyproofbulletscouts · 7 years ago

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