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tell me in the tags the shoes you wear most often because why not

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lesbians are so cute 😭

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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medicine commercials:

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Filipino Isekai

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I think the main reason why FNAF translated well into a movie, while Minecraft very much doesn't, is that when you're playing FNAF you're supposed to imagine it as real life. You're supposed to squint at any janky or goofy animation it may have and imagine this is you, right now, in real world, behind this security guard desk. While playing Minecraft - what you see is what you're supposed to see. This is not the real world, this is the world of minecraft and things are blocky with simple colors and designs. You're not in the real world, you're in the world of the game.

Which is why seeing the graphics so realistic yet still blocky makes it look deeply uncanny. Like this is not real world. This is also not minecraft. I have no fucking idea where I am

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My Plan:

- Watch the Minecraft Movie or acquire a transcript

- Invite a bunch of friends to a Minecraft server

- Rehearse

- Livestream us performing the entire movie as a play

- ???

- Profit

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So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.

Basically they realized hey no one's cleaning this shit up, it's polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there's a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?

They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it's in a painting, if it's in your home, it's not poisoning wildlife.

anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/

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Also, why did they shave the middle of the wolf???

Like, honestly the fur and the shape wouldn't even be bad if it wasn't strangely naked in the middle for no reason? The minecraft model is not like that? Did they even look at the game models or did they just hear "block game" and roll with it?

Actually I have the same complaint about the terrain. Like, yeah, minecraft is "made of blocks" but not just any random sized blocks. The mountains are not made of bigger blocks. The flowers are not just very small blocks.

Idk the terrain is pretty, it just looks like a different game to me

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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

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THE X-FILES | 1.01

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Also the good guy is already halfway through a marriage to some other woman

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I do have faith in this website because it’s the only place left on the internet where I don’t have to hear people say very demure very mindful very cutesy over and over and over again like they’re trying to hypnotize you