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anyone else dumb as fuck?
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Y'all better be drinking water.
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Some of y’all are so beautiful and funny, goal oriented and shit. I can’t believe niggas is playing y’all. Stupid.
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*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
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parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11
me: damn the real world a freak
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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
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