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taako grows out his hair

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modern day taz aus are unrealistic bc they have barry and lup end up as a couple by themselves during a fated meeting when we all know taako knows barry from when he has to tutor angus so when lup gets out of a messy relationship shes like 'UGHHH IF OATMEAL WAS A MAN ID DATE HIM!!' and taako knows human oatmeal his name is barry bluejeans and hes had the same phone for 6 years bc all he needs it to do is make calls. he has a favourite pocket protector. he can speak latin. he always wears a belt. taako sets them up as a joke to lift lups spirits up so they can laugh at someone else like old times but then shes like taako.. i.. i think he might be the one.. and taako supports her through gritted teeth bc she needs a win but if he has to have oatmeal as his fucking stepbrother hes going to very angrily underseason the finger foods at their wedding

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Do you have any taangus fic recs? Any rating is fine!! Thank u

Oh boy do I!!!!

Here’s the thing: we are unusually blessed in this pairing that 99% of the fic is good, so even if you pick fics at random odds are you’re gonna get something that is 1) well written, 2) in character, 3) just really fucking good.  As someone who has dabbled in other fandoms this is like… a unicorn of a pairing in that regard.  The downside is it’s a lot of (very good admittedly) PWP, and we haven’t got as many longform fics, it’s mostly one shots or unfinished things.  So I’ll try to only rec finished stuff.

Shameless plug for my own stuff because it’s my post and I can do what I want.

These are in no particular order I’m just going through my faves on ao3…

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you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

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squish! his! face!

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I've been watching vine compilations and oops my hand slipped

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Kravitz who?

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he’s gotta make sure his boy gets his good morning smooch. it’s the law

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How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

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another ipre taz comic about oblivious love, huh?

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Every time I think abt crystal kingdom I’m reminded of how practically every line kravitz speaks in that arc is pure gold assholery

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[Image description: Two rough, blue-toned sketches of Kravitz from The Adventure Zone. He’s a slim half-elven man with tightly-curled hair tied up in a half-bun, wearing an old-fashioned suit with a cowled robe over the top. In the sketch on the left he has his arms folded and is looking skeptically in front of him, saying “You guys really aren’t that sharp, are you?”, and in the sketch on the right, he’s leaning forward with lidded eyes, his eyebrows raised and one hand gesturing in front of him as he says, “Still having some trouble figuring this— Still crackin’ this nut, huh?” End description.]

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kisses no one asked for but *i* wanted 2 see

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[final pam voice] god forgive me

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hello

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i wasn’t going to go down this route but here i am