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I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or not... you don’t actually teach them politics, do you?

Oh my goodness, my little Kindergarteners are already talking politics? I had kids arguing over the election.

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Let’s take her to your dad’s.

Who’s going to watch her this time, hmm?

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Let’s do it again.

One night of freedom wasn’t enough. 

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It’s still the small town of Surfside where not much happens. On the other hand, some of my chicken eggs hatched today so there’s that.

So I guess I disappeared off the face of the Earth for a week. Whoops? Where did I go? Who knows, certainly not me. I just drove for a while and stayed in a random town because I felt like getting away from the same shit, different day routine I seemed to get into since moving here. Go figure. Did I miss anything or are things are boring as ever?

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So did you tell him to fuck off yet? I want to know what he said.

You’re right, I guess I don’t have anything to lose.

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What do you got to lose? Maybe he’ll get offended and stop following you.

It seems rude to tell him that, but maybe I should.

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I was lovable in pre-school too, pfft.

No, you do not. Not if what I’m taking credit for is from my half. Shut up.

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She’s also my daughter. We made her together so anything you take credit for, I get to take half of it. A polite little pre-schooler? Who would’ve guessed.

Um, she’s my daughter. It’s totally possible. How is she just like me, exactly? I was a polite little pre-schooler, thank you very much.

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I wouldn’t. But that’s what I’m saying. Everyone has their own thing. Yeah, I guess that’s a perk. Farming’s a heavy labor and messy job but it’s so good, you have no idea.

psh, i get to be around comic books all the time! who wouldn’t actually love that? plus, when new ones come out, a lot of the time, i’m the first one read them. you’re a farmer right? yeah, i don’t think i’d love doing that either. work that shit and get the doe. that’s my motto. 

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Oh, you’re gonna be that guy? I’d fuckin’ hate you if we worked together, dude.

Now that’s officially September you all can bet that I’ll be playing nothing but the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack at work. Gonna get a cup of spooky scares with your morning cappuccino til it’s time to start cramming Christmas music in your faces.

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I don’t think it’s possible that many kids were in love with her on the first day. She’s just like you, babe. Good thing she didn’t have to throw any punches yet.

Sophie’s first day of pre-school went off without any issues. Meaning she didn’t yell at the teacher or the other kids or eat their food at snacktime. And she told me all the boys (and probably girls) were in love with her. I’m proud!

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That’s weird. Did you tell him to fuck off yet? Maybe he’s just really into fashion or gay.

I’m convinced that this guy is stalking me. He comes into the boutique I work every single day and never buys anything, just asks me a bunch of questions about fashion. It’s getting weird.

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It’s like finding a needle in a haystack when you know someone who actually loves what they do for a living. I mean, I’m one of them but most people hate their job. I say fuck it, work your ass off and make money.

I’ll admit that I’m a workaholic but the next person that tells me I need a day off, I’m gonna kick some ass. And not in the video game sense. I’m pretty sure I do need a day or like six off. But when you love where you work as much as I do, you don’t exactly want to take a day off. Though, I could go for a drink. Anyone wanna join?

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Yeah, right. I bet you let the dogs lick too.

It’s cute that you think she left anything to lick.

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I’m feeling you on the whole Halloween thing. One of my favorite holidays. I’ll come for the candy and snacks.

I know it’s only the beginning of September, but I’m like extremely excited for October to roll around. Halloween is basically my favorite holiday out there and I’m bound and determined to watch all the scary movies I can without wimping out because of how scary they get. I need to plan an early scary movie watching session. Anyone want to join me? I can supply all the candy and snacks! 

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Yeah, she’s very particular about sharing so she’d really have to like you but I’m sure otherwise you two would get along fine.

Yes, I would never do that. I wouldn’t even ask her to share them with me.

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You don’t have any leftovers, man? Who’d you run into anyway?

Sorry, not sorry. You get to miss out on all the beer and pizza. Sucks to be you, Bradley. No, I don’t really think it would have been that funny. Only to you it would have been.