"Only amateurs show off their Pokémon! If I were gonna show something off, it'd be my personal fan club!" -Gary Oak
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Are you being for real right now? Is there some kind of catch? I feel like there's a catch.
Oh my god, if you really want a Gyarados, I’ll get you a Gyarados.
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Brad VS. Daisy
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Can we not talk about this right now? My heart is slowly crumbling into a sad heap of dust.
You thought Weedle evolved into Gyarados.
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Why would you want me dead? I'm perfect, you're...not perfect, so I raise you're hotness level by association. Who'd want to give that up?
I don’t think you really want me to answer that question.
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Murder weapon of choice: Ax or mace?
My charm and good looks, duh.

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So what's up with the whole Magikarp deal? Everyone that owns one knows that its practically useless until Gyarados. Like get over yourself about it.
Magikarp? MAGIKARP EVOLVES INTO GYARADOS? Why didn’t anyone tell me? Mind.Blown.

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Why is your semen on the park bench, Brad?
How do you know it was my semen? Do like, study the chemical properties of my jizz or whatever? Creepy.

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In the name of the moon, I will punish you!
Do you mean that in a sexual way or???

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Hey Lucy I remembered your Birthday!
Hey Lucy, you’re so old that I didn’t remember yours.

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I'M A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, DEAL WITH IT!
Right, “speEeeecial.”

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PSYCHO GO GO GO
You named your penis "psycho?"

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FMK; Serafina, Daisy, Beck
Fuck Over: Daisy, because those shifty eyes are giving me nightmares.
Masterfully Prank: Beck, because she’d never see it coming.
Kill: Serafina, because she’s old and yucky.

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How did we get to the top of the world to the bottom of the heap?
By being losers, duh.

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I wanna cut off your dick and force feed it to your Pokemon.
Good to know.

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Music recommendations? And please don't say the desperate screams and moans of the people you fuck relentlessly.
The desperate screams and moans of the people I fuck relentlessly.

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