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[Balmung] Hauchi-Fe + Friends Happy Haunting Harmony Oct 28th @ 8:00pm EST Mist W13, P45

🎃 Happy Haunted Harmony! 🎃 The boys of Haucherfant-en-Ciel have gathered their friends to put on a spooky concert celebrating the Eorzean holiday of All Saint’s Wake! Join Hauchi-Fe, Trinity, Broken Strings, the Suzu Bells, Tetsuro the Azure Fox, and Zahra as they put on an explosive holiday concert guaranteed to give you cavities!

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The Prince of Ishgard is holding court, and you have been invited.

A semi-annual gathering for the members of the Camarilla, the Prince’s court is an elegant ball meant for networking, schmoozing, and expessing interclan rivalries. However, there have been whispers heard from the very depths of the sewers to the highest echelons of Nightkin society that something more sinister is planned for this night…

Please join us for a one-shot LARP event based on the hit tabletop game Voidsent: the Masquerade. Snacks will be provided, if they aren’t all eaten by the ST first.

Date: 10/27 (a Wednesday!) Time: 8:30 pm EST Location: Ward 15, Plot 5, Lavender Beds, Balmung

https://discord.gg/p9XMmuGtBY

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[Balmung] Haurchefant-en-Ciel  SUPER SUMMER SYMPHONY Saturday August 14th @ 8:00pm EST - Mist  Ward 15, Plot 2

The sexy boys of summer are back!  Eiri, Hideki, and Umi-kun, the lovely boys of Haucherfant-en-Ciel invite you to join them for a special seasonal concert! Featuring the latest in summer pop songs from Kugane. Dress for the sun, bring your beach towel, and your official Hauchi-Fe�� sairiumu! 

And get this! The Love Sick Girls are opening the show! This Blackpink cover band is here to start the summer off with a splash!

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I was on your team, you moron. 

Your relationship to Gold and Glory.

I noticed your Free Company has ties to the Gold and Glory FC and their event listings. In that case, you may want to take the time to read this: https://twitter.com/CagiCajagi/status/1373119809471324163 It contains a few allegations to the FCs leaderships practice of trying to police other FCs, such as threatening to ban entire FCs from participating in their events if they do not remove members -they- find problematic, and shady practices like banning people for questioning their authority.

Hi!

I am about to say a lot to say nothing and disappoint you, preemptive apologies for not wading into this. Detailed lack of commitment below the cut.

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You’re really pathetic, all three of you. Your ban was never made public much less discussed until you began spamming your twitter post across tumblr and in-game. 

That’s right, they’re messaging people in game, asking them to check out the twitter post. That’s harassment, by the way.

Last year Ashe showed up at a blitzball party and just stood on the lawn, staring at people. She was asked to leave, as she was making others uncomfortable. And she didn’t, she remained there for hours. 

You’ve absolutely flooded Aegir’s DMs with threats and nonsense. And the three of you have snuck into events on alts just to cause havoc. 

You’re a stalker and a creep and you should absolutely be ashamed of yourselves. I saw you at the opening ceremony on Friday night. Why come at all? There were plenty of RP events going on at the time that you could have enjoyed. It’s because you’re an absolute creep. Just truly, you’re vile. 

As for defending your honor. Any doubt that you were a pedophile left my mind when I read the log Lepus posted last night, in which your own defender, Cagi, says “psychology in context is important, and someone with those desires needs help, not hatred.” 

How dare you tell my friends they must help a pedophile. That they are not allowed to curate who they are exposed to online. 

I suggest you work on actual self improvement, then maybe people will want to be around you. 

Your relationship to Gold and Glory.

I noticed your Free Company has ties to the Gold and Glory FC and their event listings. In that case, you may want to take the time to read this: https://twitter.com/CagiCajagi/status/1373119809471324163 It contains a few allegations to the FCs leaderships practice of trying to police other FCs, such as threatening to ban entire FCs from participating in their events if they do not remove members -they- find problematic, and shady practices like banning people for questioning their authority.

Hi!

I am about to say a lot to say nothing and disappoint you, preemptive apologies for not wading into this. Detailed lack of commitment below the cut.

Keep reading

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[Balmung] Menphina Madness Opening Ceremony NEW DATE: March 19th 8PM EDT @ Coral Banquet, Ruby Sea

The Theme this year is:  “On the Edge of the Horizon”

The Opening Ceremony begins with the Parade of Nations, where the athletes march proudly alongside their coaches, sponsors, and representatives from their homeland. This is always an exciting spectacle as it brings out marching mammets, parade magitek reapers, armored war chocobos, and adorable mascots.

Following the Parade, an exciting cheer routine will welcome each team to the games! This is an excellent time to get to know the teams personalities and goals as the captains will also be delivering their Captain’s Speech. The ceremony ends with a Kojin blessing from the Kojin of the Blue!

For all game information: tinyurl.com/ff14-blitzball

Game Schedule Below Cut: 

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SALT BARONS

When You Got the Ball… ….You Gotta Score [Menphina Madness Blitzball Tournament] The Salt Barons are back! Having once represented Ala Mhigo during the occupation, the Salt Barons made their debut to Menphina Madness three years ago as the wild card team. Last year, they were chosen as the emergency imperial team when all the other Garlean blitzballers were arrested for rioting in the streets of Kugane. After a little bit of drama and some generous help from the other teams, the Salt Barons return this year to play their way! Sporting royal purple and regal red, the Salt Barons haven’t come to inflict the shock and awe of the Empire, but to show the true spirit of Garlemald. Art, music, athletics, and aesthetics, that’s what the Salt Barons are about. That and their world famous brownies. The Salt Barons accept players all players from imperial territories. There is a civil war going on and now is the time for the Salt Barons to be more united than ever. Ultimately what they wish to do is bring their people together during a time that is both frightening and trying.  They won’t give up!

Sign ups and information begin on Monday, March 1st. If you would like to play for the Salt Barons, please join our discord: https://discord.gg/UBtkrttaaQ and keep an eye here for more team reveals and game information!

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[Balmung] Rhalgablot Feb 5th @ 8PM EST  Mist W13, P45  (ICly in a log mead house near Camp Overlook)

https://tinyurl.com/rhalgablot

In the mountains of La Noscea, where cliffs drop into the sea, sits a log mead house. This residence was constructed by members of the hell tribe, miqo’tethat hail from an isle on the northern tip of abalathia’s spine.

in the north, summers are short andwhen winter comes, the sun may not be seen for days. after the soltice, on the final days of winter, food storage begin to reach their limits. this is not a time of fear for the people of abalathia. this is a time for community and celebration.

in keeping with their traditions, these members of the hell tribe invite all who might find themselves in their mead hall for the rhalgablot - a feast to rhalr, the destroyer. may his staff shatter the frost and frozen lakes and may destruction of winter lead us to a budding season of spring. A feast, singing, a bard contest of insults, fighting, and archery boards await! Would you like to perform? Or sign up for the bard contest? Or participate in another way? Message Aegir#5138 to do so!

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Mister Kujata: Heavensturn Beauty Pageant  Jan 23rd @ 7:00PM EST Mist War13 P45

This is a beauty pagaent for MEN! (Or characters that lean in that direction) that celebrates the raw beauty and power of the OX! That’s right, it’s the year of the Ox and that means it’s the year of rippling, male beauty!

Okay, so here’s the deal. There are five catagories!

1. Formal Attire 2. Talent 3. Swimsuit 4. Heritage 5. Interview 

Formal Attire: Something you would wear at a fancy wedding. Suit and tie are required. Please let the judges know if you have any question regarding your attirde. (Points allocated: 5)

Talent: Each Bull has 7 minutes to perform their talent. This can be anything from a traditional song and dance to magic and card tricks, poetry, onion peeling, acrobatics, sushi preperation. Points are awarded for uniqueness and presentation! (Points allocated 10)

Swimsuit: …let’s see those muscles! Moo! (points allocated 5)

Heritage: This is where your character will wear a costume that represents their culture. Samurai armor? Thavnairian turbans? Ishgardian cloaks? The more uniquely representive of your culture, the better! (Points allocated 10)

Interview: You will answer 2 questions from our judges. The questions will be given to you before the RP, so please have them typed up so they can be delivered quickly. Prizes: The winner will get…. (TO BE ANNOUNCED) Art, probably. (Art)

To sign up, come here: https://discord.gg/2ww3nknvfC

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I do hope those whom mods allow to bully others get great pleasure from getting to behave like wretched shitheads. It’s clearly the only happiness they get in their lives. 

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Our yearly beach episode! It rained the whole time! I wish I had gotten more photos, especially of Zheng manning the barbeque, but between blitzball and the shark attack, we were pretty busy!

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[Balmung] The Coconero Cup Part 1: Nov 29th @ 7:00pm EST Part 2: Dec 6th @ 7:00pm EST Goblet W6 P5

tinyurl.com/coconerocup

Deep in the seedy slums of Ul'dah, Don Coconero of the Honey Bee Inn (YES, that Don Coconero) has created his own coliseum!

The Coconero Cup pits man against magic against magitek against beast in a truly ANYTHING GOES FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

Teams! Singles! Machines! Pets! Magic!

The only rule is: TRY not to kill your opponents! And BEWARE the Don has a few tricks up his sleeve!

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March2Madness Blitzball Tournament Winners: The Mhachi Meteors 

Assembled by Thunder Coeurls fan and fresh blood Rusty Axe and Rio Ignis - the Blitzwyrm themselves - this team of punk-arse wizards, witches, monsters and friends are going to crash this season with a bang! Though they cannot train in the Yafaem Saltmoor itself, they instead train in the densest, saltiest depths of Loch Seld. What they lack in shared experience on the field they make up for with their raw power of destruction, their drive to stick it to the man and their infectious evil laughter. Ohohohoho! With the funds for the biggest, most candy and meat-filled All Saints’ Wake party ever™️ on the line, there is no way the Mhachi Meteors are just going to crash and burn! Congratulations! See you in the spring!

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Sigma and Zeta investigating Dalamud debris. 

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From the Moogle Cup.

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More from @for-gold-and-glory‘s Fantasia: From the Land of Dreams.

If I’m missing any credits ping me, happy to spread the word for such an amazing event, in-game or IRL.