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What are your thoughts and feelings about the news of RoosterTeeth shutting down?

I mean, it really sucks, especially for the folks who are losing full time jobs. Can't say it comes as *too* much of a surprise.

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this is bonk! Rin

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The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

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Welcome to my thoughts on Jujutsu Kaisen based purely on what other people have said about Jujutsu Kaisen 

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Hayden Christensen and Ewan Mcgregor realizing their trilogy isn’t the worst star wars trilogy anymore

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a good take

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my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

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i’m both of them

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The Collection

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This show was the funniest fucking thing

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Truth: time to cut off this kid’s leg to teach him a lesson I guess

Ed, an 8 year old child, not a moment later, kicking down The Gate to wrestle the soul of his brother back from Literal God with his bare fists and sheer rage:

Truth: What In The Absolute Fuck Kid

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this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

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