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General musical descriptions

Dear Evan Hansen: Ben Platt looking into the audience with a sad expression for like 2 ½ hours

(bla bla bla) Great Comet of 1812: simple plot surrounded by a kinda easy plot surrounded by a lot of other crap (but still somehow managed to be amazing)

Hamilton: over hype: the musical

Falsettos: oh the GAYNESS of it all

Charlie and the chocolate factory: we say we’re family friendly but we also show a child getting ripped in half. (Very underrated)

Sunset Blvd: it’s like a really fucked up beauty and the beast.

Phantom of the Opera: sInG oNcE aGaIn WiTh Me OuR sTrAnGe DuEt

Cats: a two hour tourist trap

School of Rock: talented children+ Alex Brightman + Sierra Bogess= a show I wanna see!!

Something rotten: Shakespeare was a prick

Come from away: WELCOME TO THE ROCK

Spring Awakening: don’t have sex: or you’ll get pregnant, and die

Wicked: you already know

Heathers: it’s like if Caty just fucking KILLED REGINA.

Carrie: rated R Matilda

Matilda: R E V O L T I N G C H I L D R E N

Once on this island: Moana?

Sweeney Todd: Worst. Haircut. Ever.

Newsies: boys jumping for 2 hours

Book of Mormon: Repress your emotions woooo!!!!

Waitress: sad and pregnant + pie!!!

(these are jokes I love all of these)

Edit: someone posted it on their Instagram and had an issue with the falsettos one and let me just say, I LOVE falsettos. I think it’s incredibly complex and deep and so much more then just a gay musical. The falsettos part, and all of these in general, are just stupid, funny descriptions and not meant to be taken seriously and don’t showcase any musical in it’s entirety.

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“Some people say you need to be sad and desperate to play the viola. That’s just not true! You don’t have to be sad”

— Bramwell Tovey (at the Hollywood bowl)

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(via savittj)

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peep my squad

tag yourself, I’m Bae.

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tell me something nice, hit me with those positive vibess

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This did not age well

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rachmaninov or rachmaninoff??

tchaikovsky or tschaikowsky?

who knows

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cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix

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my friend showed me this and i fucking DIED 

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Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

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whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

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you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

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