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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

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It has escaped the bounds of its original building and gone out for a night on the town

A Rippling Townhouse Facade by Alex Chinneck Takes a Seat in a London Square

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

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Günther's dik-dik (Madoqua guentheri). Endemic to East Africa. While other dik-diks have elongated snouts, Günther's is particularly pronounced. Going by the sound, if there were big furry birds with snouts, they’d sound like the dik-dik.

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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Open another front. In the land war, just open another front. Surely you will not regret opening another front.

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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it is currently 21:36 on a thursday and i would like to remind everyone that canonically, an underwater training camp for heroes nicknamed camp fish-blood canonically exists in the riordanverse

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Look, if those exegesis guys get to find whatever they want in the text, so do the rest of us.

Check out the bonus panel on the site!

SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print!

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Hi, I love your art! Among the many things to ponder over in Star Wars, do you ever get sad thinking about all the crimes adventures that Padmé and R2 got up to while she was a senator pre aotc?

LOL omg yes, though maybe not all of artoo's crime/adventure ideas were to Padmé's liking...

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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