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Set: My Personal Version Pt2

Set likes his kids, and his kids like him. Pretty simple, some more than others, isn’t that normal right? Until you account that Set wanting to kick the ball right from under Isis for being so prideful tore up Osiris and even more Royally fucked her over. (She was probably in Boca Raton sun bathing instead of looking for her husband by how long it took to look for a box that floated down a river which goes in a straight line...). he gifted brother’s organs to his child and Anubis never gave them back, and put them in jars, and his mom and Aunt were like ‘Okay well I guess we’ll compromise and do that to everyone’. Moral of the story is Set thinks of his Kids! (If you wonder how he is about his wives when they’re pregnant, imagine the there’s too many slices meme, he does really realize that if you have a lot of sexy time you’ll have a lot of kids, and in modern era no one has managed to explain the use of a condom to him, so he just starts calling the new children boy and girl cause he can’t remember their names anymore Kratos style if you know what I mean)

Set is Chaotic fun person, when life is so dull and boring sometimes Set will hop in and bring the life to the party. except that one time...ahaha...Osiris got what was coming to him. He’s the high of the Drug but also the consequence. Being with the guy never gets boring weather you’re in a  friendship, relationship, etc, this guy will always bring something to the table. 

He as one of the naturally most powerful deities in the pantheon gets underestimated a lot. Set V Horus wasn’t as eventful as the myths like to say.  (Cause honestly, A kid who’s never fought anyone in his life, never been to war, the only thing he knows is how to swing a sword manages to beat a master with 1000 years of experience is like a DND Character with luck maxed out to 9000. Like oh yeah Horus just happened to defeat one of the most powerful beings in the world because he could poke him with a stick a lot of times. Personally set got a good offer of two more wives and threw cause hoes before thrones)

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Set: My version of his character

Set, Sutekh, whatever you wanna call him is the God of Strength, chaos & Lord of the heavens, Desert & Oasis. He’s Ra’s favorite descendant and their (Ra in my mind is a feminine (yes they have boobs) leaning Intersex) Co-monarch, heir, and bodyguard against Apep and all dangers really. He’s annoying, but quite loveable when you start to understand him, but one of his greatest and ‘scariest’ traits is his unpredictability, especially since he bears the power and the rage to simply wipe the universe or do irreversible damage to it if he wanted (though his wives wouldn’t even let him get the chance since he’s got the sexual drive of a rabbit on all the steroids in the world). He thrives in Chaos, always first to jump right into the Chaotic flames, until his high drops and he gets bored or he’s annoyed and decided to teach someone a lesson by stirring some Chaos. (For example the entire Myth with Osiris: Set got annoyed that his brother kept bragging and acting like he was better than everyone else, so he decidedly showing everyone how naïve, weak-willed, and short-sighted his brother was by convincing him that laying in a COFFIN was some type of game and expectedly Osiris laid down and everyone respectively facepalmed while Set just closed the lid and locked it and just casually kicked him into the river while everyone watched, which is one of the reasons Isis took so much of a vacation looking for him and no one was really interested in helping, cause I mean everyone liked him, but personally... oh boy that’s a story for another time, but if you’re wondering the whole thing about his wife was just human rumor, and she didn’t really like Osiris all that much, since Osiris’s ego didn’t really have much behind it, sure some of the things he did was admirable, but mans acted like he conquered the whole of Africa with a fork, when all he really did was sit there and tell people what do, despite the humans naturally coming together and living before he took interest (and he acts like he did that!)…I’ll get into it later.) 

ANYWAYS, Set family-wise is meh...he isn’t the greatest dad, husband, brother, and son, but he tries. He starts off with Three wives before eventually welcoming two more. (with his wives permissions because they basically have the leashes to his collar, and if he pisses them off no sexy sexy time for Sutekh, plus they’re literally the only beings on earth( including Ra *wink wink*) who he’ll allow to have any type of dominance over him.) Theses wives by order of Marriage is Taweret, Neith, Nephthys, Anat, & Astarte. He’s got a lot of children by them, (since I believe gods can have children that are not noticed by the humans so they aren’t documented and not established in the official ennead/ aren’t the gods of anything so they basically live amongst the human race as minor deities/ work as helpers to their parents) and being the Literal embodiment of Masculine strength, I like to think he’s got so much Testosterone in his body, that even Maahes’s crazy ass appears as a woman to him, and he could impregnate a rock if he tried hard enough, cause if there’s a will there’s a way. 

His children include By order of BIRTH: Sobek, Anubis, Wepwawet, Tutu (I like to think cause that being has son of Set ALLL over it), Maga, Anput, and Bata.

(I’ll write a part two, getting into the children this is getting a bit too long UwU)