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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences
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how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse
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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits
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impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
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this is my artist rendition of puddles when she's been napping and i accidentally wake her up

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
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not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
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you miss 100% of the shots you take. you are so bad at hockey.
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