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every time you;re not looking they add another skarsgard brother
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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment
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it's the year 2027. tom hardy uploads venom 4 which he filmed on his iphone, venom is just a piece of cardboard because the 100$ budget ran out and the entire movie is set in his backyard. we finally get a kiss scene during the reunion of eddie and venom before he fights a drawing of tom holland's spiderman. it makes 5 billion dollars in two days
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the anesthetic apparently hasn't fully worn off yet
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stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun
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the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn't last more than a day? give me a break
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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
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bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends
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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god
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I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions
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Scarlet-rumped Trogon (Harpactes duvaucelii), male, family Trogonidae, found in SE Asia
photograph by ardpixtures
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the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.
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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
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okay frankly its kind of bullshit that true loves kiss was able to do all that
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