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i am so bad at burping
#but it's ok ..it's only my second day of doing it#half the time it turns into me violently retching and crying and slobbering all over but half the time it goes ok!!#but hey this means the throat surgery was a success
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i’ve been letting my hair grow out except i sometimes shave the sides, but i haven’t shaved them in awhile and now whenever i put my hair up to get it out of my face i look like this

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cannot stop retching oh my god this is the worst day of my life
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Animal: has the coolest adaptations you can imagine
Science content popularizer: isn’t that horrifying?????
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"cannibalism is wrong because it's inherently psychologically harmful" prove it. prove that it's inherently psychologically harmful. what specific harm does it cause? and what are the mechanisms of that? most importantly, where are your studies to back that up? do you mean to say that you have ethically-conducted surveys of pre-colonial societies that practiced cannibalism? and studies that show that colonial criminalization of cannibalism has had an overall positive psychological effect on those colonized peoples? because frankly i do not think you do. i think you are allowing your personal disgust to dictate your idea of human nature and morality and that's a pretty shitty thing to do. so stop it.
#heard this argument a few times and it pisses me off so much#anyone who uses the word “inherent” with regards to social sciences is automatically subject to my suspicion#just because you are disgusted by something does not mean it is universal human nature to be disgusted by it#just because it would be difficult for *you* to do doesn't mean it's an inherent feature of human psychology#shut the fuck up <3 thanks#cannibalism
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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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#1 crush. vent doodle
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of
#literalllyyyyy#“i'm such a pervert” and it's being attracted to someone. it's masturbating sometimes. it's thinking things are hot. it's being horny.
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i want to collect shitty the smiths impressions they cure my soul
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