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Me but annoying manager edition lmao

screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

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me: moral high horse? Oh no, this is my high moral horse.

horse, stoned as hell: legalisation is the most significant step of substance abuse harm reduction.

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FUUUUCK....... i sure could go for a Nice, Cold, and Refreshing glass of

Ice Water

right about now.......

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My irl friends know but only one sees my posts lol

@itsonlygayifyoudontpray 👀

question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life

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Little mandala doodle from work today :)

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babe I'm tired, can it be your turn to have the unhealthy obsession with me this time?

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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

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when your toxic trait is isolation and avoidance but your love language is physical touch and quality time.

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on longing.

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Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll fall in love with you like a starving dog you fed scraps to.

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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

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John Adams shat the bed - @itsonlygayifyoudontpray

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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon