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family group chat

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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

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me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of…

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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

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not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

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fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

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Ao3- What if we held hands 👉👈

Tumblr- What if we kissed? 😘

Ao3- What if there was only one bed?

Tumblr- What if we were enemies .. who then became lovers?

Ao3- What if we were best friends who lost touch and later found each other again on opposite sides of a battle but only recognized each other after a long and brutal fight where one of our masks was ripped off and we were forced to see what we had both become, and with the last of our strengths we crawled towards each other and lay together watching the sun set one final time?

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Ao3- I mean... what if we cuddled?

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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ok but Pinterest is totally the wedding planner right?

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Marvel Swimsuit Special: Friends, Foes, & Rivals #1 (2025)

art by Aaron Kuder

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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

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