i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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It makes me happy when they listen
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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being a switch is strange wdym one minute i wanna make you my good girl and fuck you til you see stars but the next minute i wanna be on the other side it’s weird
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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.
Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out
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ok i have a plan (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (gets distracted) (get distracted) (gets d
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i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy
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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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