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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

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thinking about jeff having his toiletries in a safe under his sink . what is his problem

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rewatching community and there’s no way these two didn’t date or at least fuck. the only person who truly sees through jeff’s bs is duncan. britta sort of gets it, but duncan is able to have jeff’s car for awhile, until jeff notices that the folder has no test answers. this sort of thing is only done again in the show when people know jeff super well. also more importantly it is revealed later that jeff’s phone has the names he puts in when he meets someone, and he doesn’t know who’s who. every time duncan calls him or texts him, jeff doesn’t know who it is because it’s a hook up name.

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sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

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I think this picture of my gf helping fix my car should be in the MoMa

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I have filled myself with so much pain that my soul is a worn-out ballast made of rock.

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used ublock to delete 90% of features from this site so now i logon and it is simply my posts. and silence

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BYEEEE

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Twin boys

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.