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I AM NEVER GETTING OVER THE WAY AZIRAPHALE LOOKS AT CROWLEY

LIKE

THAT IS A GAZE OF ADORATION MY FRIENDS HE MAY ASWELL HAVE HEARTS FOR EYES

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Facepainting as an excuse to get closer 💙

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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show

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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.

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a necessary caveat to all my soft stede posts: he’s also a HUGE bitch and insanely deranged and this context is key babes. hope that helps <3 

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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Aziraphale plays dirty.

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Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:

• Exhaust fumes

• Chemical waste

• Eggs

• Weed

• A porta potty at Lollapalooza

• Batburger fryer grease

• Day-old opened beer

• Anime convention BO

• Strangely alluring flowers

• Something burning

• Microwaved fish

• Corpses

• Sewage

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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“i feel like i have no purpose” You are not a fixed entity. You do not have one grand, singular, constant purpose. As long as you have genuine intent behind your actions, everything you do serves a purpose. As long as you are truly present, you notice that everything contributes to a greater whole. You do not need to dedicate yourself endlessly to one practice to achieve a purpose; allow yourself to oscillate freely between them all. Experiment. You are not one dimensional: treat yourself as such.

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🐍❤️🧚🏻‍♂️

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Batman playing fmk with the justice league:

"well, I have a strong 'no-killing' rule... and we all know I've already fucked most of you... So I guess there's only one thing left."

*gets down on one knee*

"Clark,"

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Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

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That was a low blow, Neil

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i laughed out loud. best batman dialogue ever.

(batman fortress #1)

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every day i count my blessings that we got ed painting himself as the bride cake topper. infinite immunity for putting ed in dresses for his wedding headcanons. infinite immunity for calling him a princess. infinite immunity for the babygirl allegations.

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Mourning the gentlebeard wedding we could have had. How are you guys doing today?