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Setting-Dependent Sudden-Onset Object Impermanence Syndrome (SDSOOIS) is a recently-discovered, yet (now that it's been named) widely diagnosed disorder commonly present in those employed in skilled shop trades (e.g. automotive repair, machining, assembly, woodworking,) in which sufferers enter their workplace and completely lose any and all sense of object permanence for any number of crucial items.

In certain cases, especially important pieces of equipment (A machinist's calipers, a mechanic's ratchet, a mason's trowel, etc) remain mentally accessible, however most other specialized tooling and materiel completely vanish to the mind's eye when no longer in sight. This has caused, over the years, roughly $1.3T in losses globally due to duplicate tooling purchases, botch jobs due to forgetting that the requisite adapter is on that shelf over there and thus slapping a hoseclamp on there and gitt'n'er'dun, incorrect structural brackets resulting in structural collapse, lost 10mm sockets, etc. The Dartmouth grad student who drew the connection between SDSOOIS and the infamous 10mm socket problem has been awarded a philly cheesesteak, a blunt, some head, and a $1.5b grant to develop a machine-learning tool to locate the hidden cache of likely-near-infinite 10mm sockets in each auto-shop in the hopes of bolstering American domestic steel reserves.

Studies are still inconclusive as to whether similar behavior exhibited by manufacturing welders are SDSOOIS or simply symptomatic overlap with garden-variety galvanic brain damage.

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im not gonna let this one die

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This recording is fucking incredible honestly. This is raw fucking power. This is not a cheetah, but an elephant. A mammoth.

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(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and I wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

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imagine getting suppressed trying to assault a ypg compound and you peek above the ridgeline to see brace belden's fuckass glasses right before your trachea gets bagel'd

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to eat dirt for the entertainment of others

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