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also my ex sugar daddy messaged me on WhatsApp yesterday with lana del rey lyrics because he apparently heard it in the background while I was spread eagle in a rope bunny buckle (UGH need to recreate) "theme" "thing" that i made for him. the lyrics? Everytime I close my eyes, its like a dark paradise. No one compares with you. LMAOOOOOO

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hey everyone im gonna give myself bumper bangs and make porn. anyone else need anything?

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there's a 80s bombshell in me that wants to get out

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okay my 6th grade math teacher. phew i mean what a guy. he was my Anthony Bourdain before i knew anthony bourdain. ive always liked the loners and he was an edgy snarky one. he was so funny and smart or maybe i just had the hardest boners for him. he was a teacher, farmer, and first aid responder and ohhhhh he looked so good with his salt and pepper hair in a middle part. i loved his stories as a first aid responder. he was always in this dusty and dingy storage room that only he really goes to to work on stuff. i loved it when he would call me to help him with stuff there although obviously i was with other students goddamnit. he didn't really get along with the other teachers because you know he has a rough personality. also ive been stalking my previous school and teachers to see if i can find what he's been up to because i only remember his last name and why the hell did i find THIS posted by one of them

i mean LMAOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. and people wonder why i am the way i am. the adults around me were weird during my formative years bro. anyway, shout out to sir oira. i had the biggest crush on you my guy and it didn't go away when you scolded me for not making sure the trash was segregated because i was class president and you made me put a bunch of stinky moist garbage in my bag as punishment. hell, it probably made my crush worse. what a man AND I MEAN WHAT A MAN

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Filipino old men are just built different. my grandfather was a black belt in karate and karaoke lmao and every early morning he would train with concrete weights he made himself and use a punching bag which is just a big ol sack filled with dirt and stones. on top of that he worked till he cant to provide for his family, while helping around the house and the livestock. AND he made the meanest humba

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as someone who don't really mind crossing many lines and will weaponize my "vulnerability", most men i talk to are just banking on the possibility that you'd fall for their 'you are so different and so so special' bullshit. and that's why im so calloused. we gotta even the playing field a little bit and im gonna do my part by lying, manipulating, and cheating. assholes rule the world

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another date night where my man pissed me off

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im so horny to the point i keep liking cheesy ass posts like this on Instagram knowing everyone gon see my likes

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cant believe i used to have this fuck ass haircut

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another post for my bountiful curls

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there are some really boring weirdos in here. if you're gonna bother me at least get creative with it

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this is the song that played in my head when i had to stick a pad on my thong when i got my period at a pool party (and i still got fingered)

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i just dreamt about babytrapping this man IM GOING INSAAAAAAAANE

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oh man i really want to mutilate myself. ouuuuuughhhhhh self mutilation. and maybe eat dirt from the ground

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"