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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
#you can pry Mother Mother from my fucking cold dead hands#they make music for the mentally ill and baby I!!!! IIIII AM THEIR FUCKING DEMOGRAPHIC
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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Lost my voice yesterday and now I sound like that penguin from Toy Story that inhaled his squeaker
#jump scared my brother and my coworkers#like i feel fine but omg i sound awful#i sound like ive been gargling glass shards. i sound like ive smoked a pack a day since i was a fetus.
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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world
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Truly incredible things are happening on white dog instagram
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
#lamprocampnos spectabilis#the Bleeding Heart flower#literally my favorite flower of all time#had one that would return every year when i was a kid in my yard and i was absolutely enamored with it
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do you want to see a random species of bird
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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