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watching Seven Samurai

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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i drink so much fucking milk a day. im not an equius kinnie but by god is he real as fuck for this.

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"I like windows, it just works"

Windows users when they don't want to be spied on by microsoft:

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If you have pets, do you think your life got significantly better after getting them?

Yes, I have a cat

Yes, I have a dog

Yes, I have another pet/multiple pets

No, I have a cat

No, I have a dog

No, I have another pet/multiple pets

No pets/see results

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Aroace people (and those on the spectrum), when everyone at school talked about having crushes, did you experience:

- I thought I was broken/weird

- I thought I was normal and everyone else was weird

- The other kids said I had a crush on a kid of the opposite gender and it convinced me that I did

- I pretended to have a crush on someone to fit in

- Multiple of these

- None of these

- I had another experience that wasn't in the options (explain in tags)

- Not aroace/see results

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How many individual rooms are in your dream home?

0 (completely open-air)

1 (living room plus bedroom, for example)

2

3

4

5

6-10

Over 10

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throwback

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🦅🦅🦅🦅OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE🦅🦅🦅🦅

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

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trump makes a blatantly lying comment about how haitian immigrants are eating “pets” and the white left is frothing at the mouth to turn it into a “hahaha funny meme”, without thinking of the horrific implications that a statement stating black people are coming to eat [inferred: white] people’s pets went unchallenged and is now actively being spread as a “joke”.

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No. You're right. My carbon monoxide detector doesn't work. I'm huffing CO with a vengeance, just sucking it into my lungs and turning cherry-red with all the useless hemoglobin floating around. I'm also on speed and molly and delta 8, I have a hole in my brain and lead in my bones, my ankles hurt, my butt itches, my dick doesn't work, I have bipolar 2 and diabetes 1 and plain-old botulism from drinking water out of the motherfucking mall fountain. Are you happy? Have I humiliated myself enough for you? Do you need to strip me and scourge me and nail me to a cross or are we fucking done here? Listen, do you have any idea, any concept at all, of how fucking annoying it is to have your stupid CO detector beeping all the time when you're trying to kill a ghost?

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i wish tumblr would let you append a little memo when you blocked someone so i could remember if i brought the hammer down for virulent transphobia or for having slightly too annoying of an opinion on a day when i was hungover

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed