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Good question, Anon.

Do you and Brandon have matching outfits or bracelets?

we do! We both have one of these, apparently the stuff we used was like super popular around 2015. Crazy, right?

[brandon-berrenger]

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Occ:

I hope the Anons don't get upset that I don't answer them and that I'm answering late, because I'm not in my own country right now and I had to travel to this country for a while to get a diving license in the deep waters of Kish Island in a Middle Eastern country called Iran. That's why the internet here is filtered and can only be opened with a filter breaker and it's very difficult, and most importantly, because of my bad luck, last night Israel attacked Iran and fired a missile exactly where my hotel was near. That's why things are really not good right now and I don't even know if I'll wake up alive if I go to sleep now... So don't tell me so much anonymously, where are you, why aren't you, and all that nonsense. I'm stressed enough, so I'm going to close anonymously for a while until I get back to my damn country!

[brandon-berrenger]

OOc:

I hope the Anons don't get upset that I don't answer them and that I'm answering late, because I'm not in my own country right now and I had to travel to this country for a while to get a diving license in the deep waters of Kish Island in a Middle Eastern country called Iran. That's why the internet here is filtered and can only be opened with a filter breaker and it's very difficult, and most importantly, because of my bad luck, last night Israel attacked Iran and fired a missile exactly where my hotel was near. That's why things are really not good right now and I don't even know if I'll wake up alive if I go to sleep now... So don't tell me so much anonymously, where are you, why aren't you, and all that nonsense. I'm stressed enough, so I'm going to close anonymously for a while until I get back to my damn country!

[brandon-berrenger]

I was definitely going to post one of my bear videos on Monday, but unfortunately my camera got lost in the avalanche.

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OOC: I want to tell some of the anons right from the start that I have a really bad trait and that is that I am extremely stubborn. So when you ask a question and I don't answer and you ask the same question over and over again, what do I do? That's right, I get stubborn or delete or block. So don't think that if you pressure me you will get your answer.

Actually, let me say one more thing and then I'll get to my own misery and that's this: Dude! I know you're excited, Anonymous... But these scenarios, stories and dialogues that a bunch of anonymous people send so I can keep writing... are very positive 18! For example, one of you asked me for a scene with Alan and Brandon and a dialogue he/she sent made my face burn with embarrassment. Please stop and please behave like a civilized person.

[brandon-berrenger]

I understand what you're saying. Just a few words, Space Boy: Don't be too hard on yourself. Take care of yourself on missions. If you see Fischler, punch him in the face for me. And if you need to talk, just send a bear emoji and I'll come online for you.

Oh okay, I won't call him Carrot Head anymore. What would you like to call him? But anyway, I thought you two were angry because you interacted so little here.

no we're not fighting, he's just not online that often here.

[brandon-berrenger]

I thought you two were angry because you interacted so little here ?'-'

What kind of ridiculous reason is this, Anon? No, Alan and I are not mad at each other, but your reasoning for this makes me laugh.

Sorry Alan, I'm just busy with another 'dancing bear' video that I'm supposed to share on Monday, so I'm not here much, Space Boy.

Oh okay, I won't call him Carrot Head anymore. What would you like to call him? But anyway, I thought you two were angry because you interacted so little here.

no we're not fighting, he's just not online that often here.

[brandon-berrenger]

Sorry about the picture😈 . But don't worry, Scotty! We all know you're not old.

You just get pulled back to the Jurassic period sometimes.

I really don't know how Tracy's family accepted you. Especially Scott. You've caused trouble for Scott and the others many times. I'm sure Scott doesn't like you and isn't happy with you being his youngest brother's boyfriend.

How rude. Scott clearly doesn't hate me. Look. Look at his face. It's pretty clear he doesn't hate me. The words (Brandon, you're the coolest boyfriend Alan could ever have) are pouring out of his face! But dude. How dare you ask such a question? ... Alan, tell this nosy stranger to leave me alone. @thunderbird-3-best-bird

[brandon-berrenger]

I really don't know how Tracy's family accepted you. Especially Scott. You've caused trouble for Scott and the others many times. I'm sure Scott doesn't like you and isn't happy with you being his youngest brother's boyfriend.

How rude. Scott clearly doesn't hate me. Look. Look at his face. It's pretty clear he doesn't hate me. The words (Brandon, you're the coolest boyfriend Alan could ever have) are pouring out of his face! But dude. How dare you ask such a question? ... Alan, tell this nosy stranger to leave me alone. @thunderbird-3-best-bird

[brandon-berrenger]

WTF___ Didi's new dream Anon?

Have you and Brandon ever cooked together? Scott says that when you two cook together, the kitchen always catches fire and Virgil always has a fire extinguisher.

not true! We're both good cooks >:(

Idk who told you that misinformation but they're very, very wrong.

[brandon-berrenger]

Attack on the fridge? Like the latest version of Zombies...

anon... How can Alan be a hostage to you when Alan and I are recording one of the (Dancing Bear) videos right now. With the theme (You don't have to be a bird to fall).

Alan is in our hands, Gordon Tracy! If his life is important to you, do not inform the GDF under any circumstances. If you want to find your little brother alive, give me all the secret codes and secret codes of the island. _Hood_ The future ruler of this poor planet

*squints* inform the GDF? And what, get a four page form to fill in?

Ransom demands over social media doesn’t seem very… Hood-like…

Meh. If someone has him, they’ll give him back soon. Once he starts yapping about Cavern Quest, probably. Or complaining that he’s hungry - boy’s a bottomless pit.

[brandon-berrenger]

*tight hug*

What do you mean by orange cat, anon? I'm not that orange. Stop convincing my boyfriend that I'm a troublemaker.

Because Brandon is a troublemaker. He acts like an orange cat.

I love orange cats! That's why I love him!

But that still doesn't explain why my dad has to look after him or control him.

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yeahhh anon. my boyfriend knows how to treat pasta to make it taste like heaven.🍽🥂

Who's cooking? You or Brandon?

We both cook! I can make pretty decent pizza and pastas (thanks Virg), and Bran's great with homemade lasagnas and dishes with lots of veggies :3

I actually bake too! I can do apple pie, chocolate cake, brownies, confetti cakes and cheesecake

[brandon-berrenger]

Brandon-bear

Every Monday, an exciting tour and video from Brandon with the Dancing Bear program.

[brandon-berrenger]

Put a bear on the face of all the members of Tracy

huh?!

[brandon-berrenger]

Why? I need freedom of action, but I only have freedom of speech on this island right now...

guys, since it's pride month I'd like to officially announce THAT ME AND BRAN OFFICIALLY GAVE EACH OTHER RINGS!

Don't worry, we don't have a wedding planned yet, but we both thought it'd be nice to give each other rings.

the red one is mine don't worry Scott I don't wear it on my finger but on a chain so it doesn't cut off my circulation on rescues, and the blue one is Bran's :3

Yes, he knows my ring is actually a "lady ring", but it fits, it looks cool, and it was cheaper than a man's ring xP

[brandon-berrenger]

No, I don't remember anything! I'm going to the kitchen to kill myself with three liters of coffee.

guys, since it's pride month I'd like to officially announce THAT ME AND BRAN OFFICIALLY GAVE EACH OTHER RINGS!

Don't worry, we don't have a wedding planned yet, but we both thought it'd be nice to give each other rings.

the red one is mine don't worry Scott I don't wear it on my finger but on a chain so it doesn't cut off my circulation on rescues, and the blue one is Bran's :3

Yes, he knows my ring is actually a "lady ring", but it fits, it looks cool, and it was cheaper than a man's ring xP