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I just want someone to hold me and tell me i mean something

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Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain. It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it.  >_<

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What are the odds that Fox News completely ignores this?

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you’ve heard of “here come dat boi,” now get ready for

there dat boi go

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Happy 25th birthday to Latts! I love this dude so much

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Kill me fuxking dead.

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I didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? I have a lot to say

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my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

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So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.