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Hey hey, hey, minimus in the Magnus armor with a huge dildo trapped in his valve. Maybe for his systems to run optimally he needs to get rid of his charge regularly (read: tyrest says he HAS to masterbate regularly and record it to ensure the armor syncs up correctly. I love tyrest being a little creep when it comes to Ultra Magnus/the loadbearers) so he follows the rules and has a scheduled time for it. And then, in the middle of sinking down on a dildo that stretches his valve almost to its maximum, he gets an emergency call from Rodimus that something is going wrong and Ultra Magnus is needed in the bridge immediately! In his panic to get the bridge he kinda, forgets to pull it out.

He gets to the bridge and the emergency is something stupid they do need him to fix, and it takes FOREVER. It only takes 20 mins but it feels like it takes forever as minimus becomes aware that everytime the armor takes a step it bumps the dildo a little bit. Not enough to make minimus overload, but just enough he can't focus.

But once he finishes fixing the problem a bunch of others things need his attention. Everyone assumes Ultra Magnus is pissed off because he's just stone faced and completely silent as he helps out, but the real problem is Minimus can't talk without moaning, hes so close to an overload. And he still has a couple hours of things to fix before he can go back to his room

Tyrest incel moment

Oagh Mims having to put 100% of his concentration into not making an "I'm about to overload" face as he realizes the machinery of the armor subtly vibrates through the dildo, what feels like directly into his ceiling node

The stupid "emergency" involves a great deal of tracking down various people who are in places they're not supposed to be, which means so much walking. So. Much. Walking. He didn't even shut his modesty panel before he jumped into the armor, not that he could close it over the flared base, and it gently rocks into his valve with every step

Taking stairs is torture. Actual torture. And of course Ultra Magnus always takes the stairs, elevators are for actual emergencies (or those with mobility impairment) and if anyone asks why he's using the elevator, he'd probably moan. He thinks, a little hysterically, that he's going to have to clean lubricant out of the Magnus armor later

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👋hiiii people stalking the megoplita tag <3

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*makes a noise like a deflating balloon*

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okay so i don't know if this is gonna make a lick of sense but for the past three days i've had nothing on my mind but rodimus with a bigger than average anterior node

every single time he walks around it rubs against the inside of his modesty panels and it keeps swelling up with energon and then it creates a feedback loop that makes him constantly horny because of how good the smooth metal of his panels feels against the sensative nub of his node

maybe he gets it pierced and the metal of the piercing just increases the ever growing feedback loop and he just spends his days constantly horny if he's got his panels closed

ough modesty panels being a suggestion rather than a requirement on the lost light because roddy doesn't wanna be unbearably horny all the damn time with no way to blow off all the charge but the new rules regarding modesty backfires because bots keep cornering him in the hallways or on the bridge to rub at his node and after playing with it for a while they leave to get back to whatever they're doing and poor roddy is left pent up and drooling from how good it feels to have people rubbing at his anterior node with their rough fingers

magnus hooks up a chain to his piercing and a little device that shocks his node whenever rodimus starts slacking on his datawork and roddy gets so turned on from the electricity that when magnus comes into his office to check on him, he finds rodimus slumped over his desk, a datapad in one servo and the other frantically fingering his node and tugging on the chain as the device keeps shocking him. magnus pulling him into his lap and cranking the device all the way up to the highest setting and roddy seizes up and cums so hard he bluescreens because this is the first time since the lost light took off that he's had an overload because everyone keeps edging him by toying with his oversized node. it's like a fun little toy for the crew to play with, like a stress button that just so happens to come with a captain that squeaks and squeals whenever you pinch or pull on the squishy button that sticks out of his valve

oh maybe combined with boobs out roddy's got really sensitive nipples too. megatron gets them pierced because "oh they'll look so nice rodimus, very befitting of a prime" and while he says it as an offhand joke after they frag, when rodimus shows up to his next shift with panels and chestplates wide open and a series of pretty crystal flowers attached to a bunch of chains that crisscross from his nipples and around his hips and finally latched onto the piercing on his node megatron certainly isn't complaining

ough minimus slipping himself under rodimus desk and sucking on his node for hours as a form of encouragement and roddy barely lasts one hour before he's a sobbing, drooling mess.

swerve sets him up in a glory hole at the bar and mechs get the opportunity to frag all his holes and if they pay a little extra they can set off a super strong vibrator magnitised onto roddy's node and only the spikes in his intake muffle the screams that he lets out whenever the vibrator gets turned on

sorry for the long ask, i just think rodimus deserves to have a big sensitive node that gets played with <3

-burnt ice anon

t-dick Rodimus hell YES. This is so fucking good and now it's living in my mind too...

Rodimus' node being so big he can't keep it in his panels, having to walk around the ship with his pussy completely bare, which turns out to be a problem because people just won't stop touching it. And he can't even bring himself to stop them because it feels so damn good to be pushed against a wall, knees buckling while one of his crew rubs him almost to completion. Everytime someone corners him he lets them pinch and squeeze his node in the hope that they'll let him finish this time.

People sitting down next to Rodimus at the bar and casually lowering a hand between his legs, playing with his fat node until there's lubricants dripping down his seat. After they've finished their drink, they just leave Rodimus there with his legs spread and node twitching, ready to get idly played with by someone else.

mhmmm Rodimus with a piercing on his node and a chain connected to it. Sometimes Magnus pulls him around by the chain, torturing his poor pussy but it's the only way to get him to go to the bridge when he's slacking off…. Rodimus suddenly cumming all over himself in the middle of the hallway while he's being pulled forth by the chain, stumbling behind Magnus, begging him to stop and give him a while to recover but Magnus is too done with his shit, and just tugs on hs node harder.

Roddy getting his node played with and begging them to put their spike inside, but they refuse, bullying his pretty clit until he's a panting mess and his valve is clenching around nothing. Perhaps he ends up having his spike sheath locked and the only way he can overload now is with his node... (not to push on my newly discovered virginity kink but… Rodimus still having his seals in when he's captaining the lost light. He only ever gets his node played with, tight little hole remaining untouched while his clit is abused and bruised repeatedly throughout the day…)

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Just curious whether you got my es megop valveplug ask? :3

not meant to stress ya, but you know how tumblr is lol

I did yes. I'll warn you now that I'm not as active on this blog, but I do have it! It's vv nice 💖

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Do you have any kinks you know are unpopular?

I'm really into infidelity! But I want my fave to be the one cheating on their partner, which I gather is pretty rare version of it.

You're talking to someone with an embarrassing sneeze kink, so. Yes lmao

This is a no judgement zone tho babes, so if infidelity gets you off all the power to you 😌

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Oh noo, this lifeform feeds only on the hottest of nerds what should we doo

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(whispers) for the rrrrrrROYALTY

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let’s all take a minute to remember what marvel Soundwave’s crotch buttons were. 

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So here's the finished wipe I showed off in this post, I'm not very happy with the background but I did my best

(Uncensored under the cut)

Ya :D

This took me way to long and did not come out how I wanted it but I think it turned out ok :/

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Bottom Megs 👀💦

This started several weeks ago... Originally planned as a doodle like all my other works but meh... Why the hell not make it a full piece for once 😂😂😂

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Artist unknown.

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Starting this Sunday off with some good ol’ self servicing 🥰

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Here’s some under the table stuff going on during a meeting, how unprofessional lol Megatron can’t even keep control of his army during his own meetings smh

Done as a collab with @bioluminosity. I did lines, they did the lovely coloring. ♥

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SKYWHORE

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