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we need to bring back shows about four women who are friends again so badly. like for the culture.

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thots on peanut brittle?

penis brittle lol

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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I want a burger and a shake from 5 Guys but unfortunately I don't have $59.95

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A grown ass adult when you vote for a different character on a tumblr poll

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mike’s hard bubble tea

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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did u go protest today

good evening officer

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Love that this alien arm is clearly just green bubblewrap. 70s prosthetics I love you

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porn is harmful to society and most countries do not permit porn. you're the odd ones out, don't act like you're oppressed for not being able to look at naked pictures of strangers. it's not normal to want that

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living a day as a fat preteen girl would break the spirit of most fully grown men

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