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she’s a little warrior!

I got a kitten. Her name is Juno.

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jk back to enemies 🤦🏻‍♀️

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enemies to lovers???

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excuse me?? BA???

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My husband does not appreciate all the educational resources I provide him with

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Me: I don’t pet you when you’re peeing

My cat: meow

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*chef’s kiss*

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you gotta love SF real estate

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just look at this idiot

he’s so dumb and happy

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what the fuck is this shit??

is this what cultural appropriation feels like???

1. She’s not even translating the Yiddish properly bc karnatzl just means SAUSAGE

2. NO ONE in Romania would spell brânza like bryndza?!? Is that the Yiddish spelling?

3. Mămăligă is available at literally every restaurant and for almost any meal in Romania. It’s not dying?? It is also at every Romanian restaurant I’ve ever found in the US.

4. I have no input on the Jewish experience with this dish

?!?!?!?!?!?

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I’m just trying to poop in peace here

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I had a dream last night that I was trying to explain the John Green(e?) tumblr thing to a coworker and just kept searching and searching for the damn copypasta with increasingly frantic JOHN GREEN?? COCK TASTE GUZZLE???-style googling and you know this really goes to show you that this stupid hellhole has infected my brain BUT ALSO the search function doesn’t even work in the fantasy land inside my head

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ok but the middle one is basically Chibiusa in her aspect as The Black Lady

we are the granddaughters of the ponzi schemes you couldn’t stop

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is it like a a dong sail

do you think the dick adds drag during the luge?

like if you just have an absolutely massive hog it’ll just slow you down??

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do you think the dick adds drag during the luge?

like if you just have an absolutely massive hog it’ll just slow you down??

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we found the newest Apple phone!

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earl and our friends are watching football and there’s a player named deebo so I was like “you know, deebo, from my game???” and no one laughed