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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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Jimmy is packing up his springs

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eye of the tiger plays as i enthusiastically jump out of bed and hit my head on an overhead lamp and remain unconscious for the rest of the day

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yeah we got a wild rotom in. why do you ask

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Not So Deer by Richard Lay

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PSA (public sippy announcement)

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new favorite tumblr ad

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coat shedding

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Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

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so peaceful and serene and joyous

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