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After Tokyo 2020 this map remains the same. All men’s water polo gold medal winners since 2000 were born inside this circle.

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Hawaiian pizza is the most simple balanced meal there is. Crust is the grains, ham is your protein, the sauce is the vegetable, pineapple is your fruit, and the cheese is your dairy. Add a little olive oil and it completes the whole food pyramid.

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headcanon that after deku comes back from his vigilante stint his friends just kinda keep him close when they’re out and about. holding hands n stuff like that. bc they dont want him to run off on his own again.

aizawa, on the other hand, seriously considered getting one of those toddler leashes after finding out about the vigilante thing

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Having no entries in your browser history is more suspicious than having questionable terms in your history.

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You wear shoes to protect ur feet from the terrain but you wear socks to protect yourself from your shoes.

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I just don’t understand why when it comes to historical periods we’re so focused on eras like the 1920s when the Precambrian Era is RIGHT THERE

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I think we should we other people

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Golden eyes~

GFM * PayPal * Ko-Fi

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“no homo”? why the hell not???

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imagine waking up, being given a list of reasonable and non-strenous tasks to complete on a schedule and location of your choosing, and afterwards having an adequate number of leisure hours to spend as you see fit, and a comfortable home to relax in (paid for by the fair and satisfactory wages you receive for completing tasks).

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as an autistic person, can i just say that Charles Babbage aka “father of the computer” was totally one of us and also his vendetta against street music & organ grinders was VALID

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“kids these days are always on their phones, kids these days never go outside” ok how about kids these days have less freedom of movement & access to public spaces than any previous generation, forcing them indoors, forcing them to rely on electronics, when many would prefer to be outdoors hanging out with friends

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am going to be a. raccoon. am going to have tiny hands for paws, and wash them frequently in rivers nd puddles. despite lacking thumbs, my forepaws can be used to adroitly manipulate objects. i am, so charming…with my whiskers and my little hands. an excellent Neighbor and Friend

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Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

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PREACH!

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DEAR TRANS BOYS

You look really handsome today keep up the good work ily