vincent | 21 | he/him | usa | status: ERMAL META REAL ❓️❓️‼️‼️ currently in austria :] | sanremo rpf doctor who star trek triplewielder | metamoro veteran status | tatort sideblog: @genderkommissar | ao3: baking_breadjamin
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tbh the "false" and "pseudo-" prefixes do so much for a word. like ohhhhh that's not what it looks like, that's something else. okay 👁👁
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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person
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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.
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There's something very charming about when beetles open up their wing covers in this big dramatic display just to fly less than ten centimetres.
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me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance
me irl:
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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there
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Sorry I cried wordlessly and motionless in your arms for like 30 minutes, that was probably scary. Can I still suck your dick?
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the egocentric empath would like to ask that you stop being so sad because it's making her feel bad
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