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Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day
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oh my god...
so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.
the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.
THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.
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I had free sex with a lot of Connors. I feel this in a big bad way.

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this is my most favourite tweet on the fucking planet
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I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time
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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.
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Look, I may not be an explorer or-or an adventurer or-or a treasure seeker or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I...am a librarian.
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This little dude managed to open my pizza delivery within 20 seconds of delivery drop off.
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It is the mental projection of your digital self. The Matrix (1999) | The Wachowskis
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