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Oh he's your rival? So you spend copious amounts of time thinking abt him? Hmm ok. You want him to think of you as strong? That's nice. And seeing him makes you feel strong emotions? I see i see. What's that? You two share lots of intense eye contact? AND you often get physical with one another? Lots of touching? Yes only for punches and such of course. I see well have you considered that maybe you want your tongue in his throat

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the english major urge to write a snowbaz fic for the sole purpose of using Baz’s pov to shit on steinbeck

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why is markiplier just constantly degrading everyone in chat during his livestreams

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The true enemies to lovers

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As of the moment and possibly, probably forevermore, TJ Klune's The House in the Cerulean Sea has complete dominance over my heart, mind and soul and I would be loath not to think about this family of a dear, dear, lowkey savage/highkey precious ex social worker, his flaming hot bird husband with clouds on his socks, their OP island sprite aunt who is so done with everyone's shit, righteous little six year old emo antichrist who knows his bops, lil bellhop blob who knows tips make the world go round, a wyvern who hoards buttons and memories, not-blue Smurfette with a beard and a murder shovel, tsundere forest sprite with spunk, sweet brave poet who turns into a Pomeranian when he's scared, and a yeti. I love them.

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Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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so i was feeling nostalgic

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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