this shit aint nothing to me man. I fuck like it’s for survival as if it’s the last sip of water I’ll ever get. I keep three bitches on me at all times. looking to go to pound town on the struggler and two freaks all at the same time. the ikebukuro polycule fuckpile got me moving like a 170-250 bpm amen break. I'm experiencing frequent stops, starts and changes in tempo. pussy dropped on me harder than a motherfucking breakbeat. got me screaming like a bitcrushed sample from dubbed anime. got me screaming like a console startup sound effect. we're smoking Accela. smoking that good 190bpm psychoangel hard energy dj set kush. went to club cyberia, oscillated so hard I ceased to exist in the real world. I can only be found in the Wired. Wherever we go, we're all connected, bitch.
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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turn it around and let me see something
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i assumed the 'what sin do you relish most' image set was just your typical dadaist "its funny when a long diatribe about something stupid/broadly-disagreed-with is imposed on an image set of unrelated characters" type of joke image but op of that post IS an actual tradcath and DID post it unironically. which im not sure if it makes the whole situation funnier, stupider, worse, or all 3
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dont stand between a man and his toys
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Oh, so somehow because Im cis Its ok to force me to pee my pants?
Yes
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Forgot to post this here but if ur in the Denver area im hosting a Dyke Jello Wrestling event next month for pride.... nehehehe....
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today's bug thing is this beetle made out of circuit boards!
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new Snoop Dogg track "Frot Till U Nauseous"
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The causes of John's knee pain:
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(I love this part of tiktok with silly priests)
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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