breakdownhammer-tfp
breakdownhammer-tfp
Hammer Time
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Name's Breakdown. Make it quick. I gotta get back to work, or probably polish my Conjunx Endura's finish.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 hours ago
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Knockout was not having a great time..
Scrap that. He wasn't having a good cycle. At all. He lets out an ex-vent as he walks back to the medbay after returning back to the Nemesis from a grueling mission Megatron had sent him on, alone.
The mission that had completely missed up and ruined his finish.
He plops down on one of the berths located nearby dramatically before he decided to comm Breakdown.
"Breakdown, dear, where are you? My finish, it could really use some urgent attention right about now." Knockout complained before he sent the message to Breakdown, then began to wait around for an answer.
Breakdown was down in one of the energon mines, supervising and helping the troops with their duties. The moment he recieved his conjunx endura's comm call, he knew it was serious. "I'll be back as soon as I can. Megatron really wanted this mine to be at least forty percent done. You at least got enough wax??"
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 hours ago
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Send anon hate to my muse! :^)
Make it angsty, make it silly, do whatever you want! Go ham!!! Just let my muse know how much of a menace to society they are! Do it coward :^)
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 4 hours ago
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Drinking Game: Every time you send an opinion that my muse hates or disagrees with, they will have to take a shot of strong liquor (mun can elaborate if it's vodka, whiskey, etc.).
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 1 day ago
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First aid had.. well.... Sneaked onto the nemesis. What, he got curious! He wanted to see how things were running, how everything worked, the hierarchy, and such!
Wasn't his fault he was curious. But it was his fault for being caught.
A decepticon had thrown him into a cell, left him there for a day, then dragged him out, mumbling how Megatron was away... so theh threw him toward where Breakdown was.
@primeratchet
Breakdown raised an optic brow, looking down at First Aid. "... The slag are you supposed to be, a knock off of that Autobot Medic Ratchet?"
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 1 day ago
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Breakdown managed to reach behind, and throw off his spare wheel. The car part landed on the ground with a loud THUD, hopefully serving as bait to keep Scrappy away from him. "EAT THAT INSTEAD, WAY TASTIER!"
"THE POWER OF PRIMUS COMPELS YOU!"
What's Primus? Is it edible?
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 1 day ago
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Oookay so. I haven't recieved random ass inboxes of people hating that I defended Ozzy Osbourne. I think I'm good. Not deleting the app, yaaay~! I'll respond to what I have when I feel like it. Brain is tired.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 days ago
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So uh, anyone want my Discord? I broke my no drama rule for calling someone nasty for celebrating Ozzy's death. And I don't like this hellsite anyways.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 days ago
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Not me actually crying during Ozzy Osbournes funeral.
Still can't believe the Prince of Darkness is gone.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 days ago
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"You're not stupid, son. I already said I'm the idiot here."
"All I ask, for the love of Primus, please make sure my goofy son doesn't hurt himself too badly."
😳 oh... Another version of...
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Oh. Goofy? Well your "goofy" sparkling is taking care of himself just FINE! 😠
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 days ago
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Something so satisfying about blocking all the stupid elden ring rp pages that caused nothing but drama. I may have wasted my time with those annoying fucks, but I learned a big ass lesson. 💙💙💙💙 GET REKT!!
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 2 days ago
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"Okay I only say that because you inherited the goofiness from my own dumb aft."
"All I ask, for the love of Primus, please make sure my goofy son doesn't hurt himself too badly."
😳 oh... Another version of...
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Oh. Goofy? Well your "goofy" sparkling is taking care of himself just FINE! 😠
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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"I want to forever fly deep into space where no one can reach me."
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Moonblaze. A lone Cybertronian jet who drifts around the universe as she sees fit. She was once a caretaker for those in need on Cybertron. Now, she has been ruined by the war. Only surviving for her self.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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"SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG SLAG FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG FRAG! HEEEEEELLP!!!" Breakdown shrieked in pure unadulterated terror. The bulky Decepticon ran for his own life and spark, knowing full well he was... Well, scrap.
"THE POWER OF PRIMUS COMPELS YOU!"
What's Primus? Is it edible?
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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"Uuh, sure! But I'm not edible, okay??"
"THE POWER OF PRIMUS COMPELS YOU!"
What's Primus? Is it edible?
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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Oh hhhheeeell nah!!!!! Run bruh, RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
You've changed. That's nice to see. -Bri ❤️❤️
Hope you're well.
((I wasn't even going to respond to this but you're so pathetic so I'll give you this.
Fuck you. Leave me and my family alone. You and me, we aren't decent and we never will be again. Stop stalking me. Don't even know how you got this.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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Hey, Anon, or as Dylan says, Bri? Feck Eff. Please and no thank you. Also kinda creepy you're suddenly all up in Dylans blogs buisness too.
You've changed. That's nice to see. -Bri ❤️❤️
Hope you're well.
((I wasn't even going to respond to this but you're so pathetic so I'll give you this.
Fuck you. Leave me and my family alone. You and me, we aren't decent and we never will be again. Stop stalking me. Don't even know how you got this.
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breakdownhammer-tfp · 3 days ago
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Should I make another side blog for my OC? I want to but at the same time I don't but also I kinda wanna. But I also don't bc I have personal oc shame.
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