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Sitting here thinking about how Ratchet just falls more and more in love with Drift the longer they’re together.

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Do you have any voice claims for your humanformers ratchet and drift?? In my head ratchet sounds like his transformers prime counterpart...

I love Prime Ratchet, but that’s not how IDW/HF Ratchet sounds in my head. No voice claims, but I did describe their voices here!

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Looking at tiny baby twink Prowl next to his older self is just chef’s kiss, honestly— both are PERFECTION

Thank you! Aged like the finest jumpscare.

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long time no dorito in my life

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Prowl considering Bumblebee his best friend makes a lot of sense because Prowl is famously not a very friendly or likeable person, but Bumblebee is everybody's friend. He is Optimus' favorite for a reason, there are even Decepticons who like him, he can get along with anybody*. And Bee does unambiguously considers Prowl his friend, he tries to think the best of him during exRID season 1 despite everything and is greatly dissapointed to be wrong. It is no wonder that Prowl would be attached to someone that's willing to give him so much grace.

But that's the thing, Bumblebee is friends with everyone. I'm not sure there's a character Bee would consider to be his closest friend, but it's certainly not fucking Prowl. Prowl only stands out because he's the second in command of the Autobots, if you remove that, he's just one more friend from the pile. Even though Bee is doing something that caters to Prowl's emotional needs, Prowl is not doing the same. Bee has enough of being liked, he wants to be respected and Prowl sure as hell is not providing that.

Is makes the whole thing one-sided in a way that's pretty sad for Prowl. But I am sure that in his ego he hasn't stopped to think that he isn't all that special as a friend to Bee or else he would have never admitted Bee is his best friend.

*Rodimus and Drift exempted

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Meso and Ostaros

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If watching the Superbowl is one of Prowl’s heterosexual activities, what are his homosexual activities?

Having sex with men.

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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

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Pls pls pls the context for Whirl honking Prowl’s love handles

It was an entirely no-context honking. As it always is with Whirl.

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Aw! Why is prowl strictly lights-off?

Catholic guilt.

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PROWL GUT SUPREMACY!!! This man would be perfect to cuddle, if only he were less warcriminally. Not that it's going to stop dear Meso

Indeed, it’s the combination of war criminality and cuddliness makes him so enticing to Mesothulas. Prowl has some of his most atrocious ideas while snuggling.

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every time you put your prowl in stockings, i'm so delighted. a classy man! does he dress up for his partners or is that just for him?

Ah, that's a Prowl for Prowl thing. I don't know if he's ever had the nerve or even the inclination to dress up for his partners (especially since he's mostly a strict lights-off man), but he does like something silky now and then just to make himself feel pretty.

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Literally did not know 'honk if you're horny' was a pun until you pointed it out. For the last forty-odd years I just thought it was a cutesy alliteration thing. I guess I'll go hide back under my rock now...

All this time!!! It’s just been a stupid pun about horns!!! And the people who honk them!!! Arg!!!!!!!!

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re latest prowl drawing— would he be upset if someone honked his love handles do you think

Depends entirely on who does the honking.

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Re: most recent Prowl drawing

He looks so smooth. Like a dolphin.

...or an orca*

*affectionate

How nice, we've found his spirit animal!

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No lie, I did originally type out Mesothulas but then couldn’t bring myself to imaginarily push him out of the way. He is too pure.

Though the description of Mesothulas as pure is making some people (not Mesothulas) howl, I get what you’re saying. It’s bad karma to push the scrungly.