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❝ i’ll be yours in a landslide. ❞ — novo amor, state lines

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CLIZZY + PINK

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send "Why are you hiding your tears from me?" for the reciever to be found by sender crying alone

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Promo made by a new friend @gentlesource

Indie Selective Multimuse Rp with fandoms such as HOTD, Star Wars,TVD, Witcher, Turn, Originals, Witcher, TMI, TID, Wednesday, OUAT, Six of Crows and more including lots of YA fandoms.

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Romantic First Meeting Rp Meme

“Hey, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of the rest of that for you.❜ 

Do you mind if i sit here?❜ 

“As sad as it is, misery loves company. I’m glad I am not the only person who was stood up.❜ 

“I think I know your sister/brother,❜ 

“Sorry about that, let me help you feel that.❜ 

“I have a lot of secs- Time, I mean time.❜ 

“God, your beautiful. Wonderful, that was my inside voice.❜ 

“Do you mind if I draw you or this school project?❜ 

“is this seat taken?❜ 

”you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! “

hey. do you need some help with that ﹖❜ 

hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❜ 

excuse me, could you hand me that–❜ 

it’s your first time too, huh? ❜ 

usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❜ 

hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❜ 

wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❜ 

❛  i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life.  ❜ 

 ❛  umm, is this seat taken ?  ❜ 

❛  don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe.  ❜

 ❛  my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home.  ❜ 

❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜

 ❛  can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ?   ❜ 

❛  are you always this straightforward with strangers ?  ❜

 ❛  here, i noticed you lost this earlier.  ❜ 

❛  i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else.  ❜ 

❛  so, what brings you here today ?  ❜

 ❛  hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ?  ❜

 ❛  can’t you watch where you are going ?!  ❜ 

❛  i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now.  ❜ ❛  oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ?  ❜ 

❛  here, let me help you.  ❜ 

❛  is there a reasons you’re here on your own ?  ❜ 

❛  apparently we’re going to be working on this together now.  ❜

 ❛  you look like you could use a hand with that.  ❜ 

❛  what do people around here do to have some fun ?  ❜ 

❛  looks like this will take a while, huh ?  ❜

 ❛  oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself.  ❜

 ❛  excuse me, i think i’m lost.  ❜ 

❛  i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit.  ❜

 ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜

 ❛  do you mind if i join you for a bit ?  ❜ 

❛  you looked lonely so i got you a drink.  ❜

 ❛  i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name].  ❜

 ❛  what the hell just happened there ?  ❜

 ❛  have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it.  ❜ 

❛  can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here.  ❜ 

❛  seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together.  ❜

 ❛  come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent.  ❜ 

❛  i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright.  ❜

 ❛  i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ?  ❜ 

❛  you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ?  ❜ 

❛  we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ?  ❜ 

❛  i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it.  ❜ 

❛  i think our orders may have gotten mixed up.  ❜ 

❛  do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ?  ❜

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“ I’m pure at heart. It repels dirt.” Isabelle aesthetic inspired by @whipwiielder amazing book portrayal

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Please reblog this if you are a Shadowhunters Chronicles RP blog

There are so many of us probably out there are we can’t seem to find each other so...

Write in the tags the character you write

If you are show/book based and if book which series you are from

If you are an OC, Canon or Multimuse blog

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Elijah Mikaelson Quotes

updated and inspired by @noble-stag-elijah​ @enduringlystoic​

“Good thing, we brought the german sports car.”

“No one hurts my family and lives. No one.”

“I gave my word.”

Can I suggest you take a step back?”

I’m not trying to impress the girl.”

Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.”

“Do not make me break my word.”

“You don’t make it easy to love you, brother.”

“I need some air. I’m still feeling a tad…Dead.”

“And while we may not choose our family, that bond can be our greatest strength or deepest regret.”

“Surely, my quest for your salvation makes me the most insane man on earth.”

I rather enjoy Thanksgiving. The turkey, the cranberry sauce. The lies, the deceit, the betrayal.

If I’m moving too fast for you, you’re welcome to wait in the car.”

I…let this person in. I let her in. I don’t let people in. You knew this, and you’ve taken her from me. I needed her and you’ve broken me.”

Well, I’ve given up on giving up. It’s an affliction.”

Because of all the people who could be here, you’re probably the only one he wouldn’t immediately slaughter.”

I have denied every single impulse that I have ever had for that women out of some misbegotten respect for intentions that you don’t even have.”

Look, you know I’m no stranger to violence. Typically however I’m possessed of a certain control. However now and then I can be consumed with the chaos and untethered from that control.

You will not break me.”

I’m afraid we might have to resort to something deliciously medieval here, brother.”

Watch your tongue. I am not the fun loving social butterfly you may recall.”

next time I ask you to take out the trash, try not to dally.”

Hatred’s a hell of a thing”

Let me assure you my charms are quite adaptable, “

: So this is your solution? Mend the home, mend the man?”

I don’t do teams.”

You do know you’re entirely demented, don’t you?”

Yes, remind me to remind you to get in line.”

I’m not in the habit of asking permission.”

Give me a month. I’ll get you a list.”

You do realize I don’t care.”

Probably no one…alright, potentially everyone.”

“To me, the very definition of the word ‘Broken’ suggests that something can be fixed.”

We should adapt for our audience, yes.”

A lovely dream, one just beyond our reach.”

I always come back.”

Perhaps. You must never surrender the fight to regain that trust.”

You know, difficulties aside, I value my family above everything. I am sorry that yours failed you.”

Is that what you want? To be normal?”

Yes, well, when you put it that way it does sound a little reckless.”

Option one, go about your business like a good little boy. Option two, violent disembowelment. What’s it going to be?”

You mobsters all suffer from such hubris.

Do you have any idea how rare love is?”

Forgive me. Thought you were in danger. It appears I was mistaken.”

I thought only of you. Every day I fought for your return, searching for a way. You were not forgotten.”

Though in the event you end up suffering I can’t say I won’t enjoy it immensely.”

if we cannot trust one another, we cannot work together.”

I’m afraid that’s not an option.”

“Gentleman, shall we?”

Do forgive me, but if anyone is to teach my brother a lesson, it’s me.

“Family is power.”

I recognize that tone of voice. Clearly you have some diabolical machination. What is it?”

I will always choose him.”

“Always and forever.”

“We free him today even if I have to burn this city down

“No mountian is endless. Some are just steeper than others.”

“Shh, grownups are talking.”

I trust you can find your clothing and the door.”

You ever experienced something so profoundly wonderful that when it was taken from you your life felt unbearable?”

“The very definition of the word broken means something can be fixed.”

“As a devout feminist, I refuse to say you hit like a girl.”

“How dare you come here and think you can threaten me.”

“Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it.”

“Family above all.”

Would you mind sparing me the deadbeat dad lecture?”

With a little salt and an old wound.”

You will always have a choice.”

We must work together. Let’s make the city whole again.

I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return you’re uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you that’s like nothing else.”

Well then go. You are free.”

As long as it takes, and by whatever means necessary.”

I suppose we shall have to call this your white period.”

: I’m warning you. I’ve forgiven you. I’ve stood by you. I’ve forsaken every single one of my desires in the name of your ridiculous redemption. No more. If I want something, I’ll take it. And nothing–nothing–will stand in my way.”

I am obscenely fond of torture, but yes. When I’m entertaining, I like to be the one to decide when and how we should violate the guests.

Not a fan of your continued indifference.”

You are a deranged and ridiculous child who cannot be left unsupervised.”

I can’t kill you at this very moment, but I could just as easily tear your eyeballs from their sockets and feed them to your sister.”

The Italians call them Strega. The Yoruba of West Africa call them Aje, meaning mother. Where my mother was from they called them Hexa, and here, we call them witch.”

The rifts in this city run far deeper than I even imagined. These tribes, these factions, they’re families. Families who choose to fight. Mayhem has descended upon our home, and if I am to choose a side, to our victory, Brother.”

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TSC SIBLINGS:IZZY / ALEC LIGHTWOOD

“𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑍𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎ℎ,” 𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑. “𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑠 𝐽𝑎𝑛𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝐷𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑡 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑟. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒?”

“𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒’𝑠 𝑎 𝐻𝑜𝑡 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑟?” 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑐. “𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑡?”

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𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑤𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑠, 𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦, ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝐿𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛, 𝐼𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑌𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑜𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐶𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒.

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the infernal devices … sentence starters 

“So he must live.“

“Well, I don’t want you to die.”

“I won’t live like this. I’d rather die.”

“I love you so much, so incredibly much.”

“I only wanted pleasant dreams for once.”

“You can’t love her as I do. No one could.“

“You are human. Never think you are not.”

“Is it because I’m better-looking than you?“

“Who ever said we were owed happiness?“

“He’s going to kill someone. Or get us killed.“

“We are all the pieces of what we remember.”

“No one would blame you. He’s very annoying.”

“Every heart has its own melody, you know mine.“

“I can still hear her sometimes, calling out for me.“

“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?“

“They say you cannot love two people equally at once.”

“I forget when you’re close to me, I forget who you are.“

“I want more than that. You made me want more than that.”

“And I will not be that person. I will not profit from his death.“

“When (name) says ‘enterprising’, he means 'morally deficient’.”

“Goodness — real goodness — has its own sort of cruelty to it.“

“If you can feel hope, guilt, sorrow, love… then, you are human.”

“Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read.“

“And I trust you. I don’t know why — I’ve just met you — but I do.”

“I was hoping for something more akin to indifference? Tolerance?“

“The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.”

“I would never let anyone touch a hair on your head. You know that, right?”

“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.“

“It is the only way any of this can ever mean anything. Otherwise it is only — “

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.“

“You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so.“

“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.“

“Everyone has something they can’t live without. I’ll find out what it is for you, never fear.”

“I was looking for the opposite, really… something that might put an end to being in love.”

“All that pretty face and whatnot just hides how twisted up and rotten he is on the inside.“

“I’d have to be the worst sort of person to think what I’m thinking right now. But I am thinking it.“

“You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.“

“Because it will be as if I were waiting for him to die, or took some joy in his death, if it let me have her.“

“Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”

“Pointless, needless suffering and pain? I don’t suppose it would help if I told you that was the way life is?”

“Well, I don’t want you to die. I don’t know why I feel it so strongly — I’ve just met you — but I don’t want you to die.”

“You said I am a good man. But I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“Your skill and technique may, perhaps, require work, but the native talent is certainly there. What you require is practice.”

“We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.“

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”

“If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.”

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the infernal devices … sentence starters 

“So he must live.“

“Well, I don’t want you to die.”

“I won’t live like this. I’d rather die.”

“I love you so much, so incredibly much.”

“I only wanted pleasant dreams for once.”

“You can’t love her as I do. No one could.“

“You are human. Never think you are not.”

“Is it because I’m better-looking than you?“

“Who ever said we were owed happiness?“

“He’s going to kill someone. Or get us killed.“

“We are all the pieces of what we remember.”

“No one would blame you. He’s very annoying.”

“Every heart has its own melody, you know mine.“

“I can still hear her sometimes, calling out for me.“

“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?“

“They say you cannot love two people equally at once.”

“I forget when you’re close to me, I forget who you are.“

“I want more than that. You made me want more than that.”

“And I will not be that person. I will not profit from his death.“

“When (name) says ‘enterprising’, he means 'morally deficient’.”

“Goodness — real goodness — has its own sort of cruelty to it.“

“If you can feel hope, guilt, sorrow, love… then, you are human.”

“Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read.“

“And I trust you. I don’t know why — I’ve just met you — but I do.”

“I was hoping for something more akin to indifference? Tolerance?“

“The good suffer, the evil flourish, and all that is mortal passes away.”

“I would never let anyone touch a hair on your head. You know that, right?”

“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.“

“It is the only way any of this can ever mean anything. Otherwise it is only — “

“No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily.“

“You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so.“

“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.“

“Everyone has something they can’t live without. I’ll find out what it is for you, never fear.”

“I was looking for the opposite, really… something that might put an end to being in love.”

“All that pretty face and whatnot just hides how twisted up and rotten he is on the inside.“

“I’d have to be the worst sort of person to think what I’m thinking right now. But I am thinking it.“

“You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.“

“Because it will be as if I were waiting for him to die, or took some joy in his death, if it let me have her.“

“Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”

“Pointless, needless suffering and pain? I don’t suppose it would help if I told you that was the way life is?”

“Well, I don’t want you to die. I don’t know why I feel it so strongly — I’ve just met you — but I don’t want you to die.”

“You said I am a good man. But I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“Your skill and technique may, perhaps, require work, but the native talent is certainly there. What you require is practice.”

“We hold in ourselves the hopes and fears of those who love us. As long as there is love and memory, there is no true loss.“

“I can offer you my life, but it is a short life; I can offer you my heart, though I have no idea how many more beats it shall sustain.”

“If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. All those other things, they are the glass that contains the lamp, but you are the light inside.”

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City of Ashes Book Quote Rp Meme

Book two of the Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes

“I don’t want to be a man I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.“

“There’s no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.” 

“With him, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.” 

"So you’re just that friendly with everybody, is that it?” 

“I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.” 

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

"I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.”

"Mostly extinct is NOT EXTINCT ENOUGH.”

“Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?” 

"You want to kiss me, don’t you?” 

"Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body," 

“I’ve heard the word ‘fear’. I simply choose to believe it doesn’t apply to me.” 

“Sometimes you don’t have to search out danger, sometimes danger finds you” 

"There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?” 

“What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name” 

“If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I’m not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.” 

“When you love someone, you don’t have a choice. Love takes your choices away.”

“Some guys look at you like they only want sex. He looks at you like you’ve had sex - it was great and now you’re just friends. Drives girls crazy. Know what I mean?" 

“I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.” 

"I prefer to think that I’m a liar in a way that’s uniquely my own.” 

Usually I’m remarkably good-natured. Try me on any day that doesn’t end in y.” 

“I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,”

“I love round tables. They suit me so much better than a square.”

“I’m going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.”

“Pain is only what you allow it to be” 

“No, I’m just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.” 

“You might want to lie down, I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.” 

“You live in my head all the time.“ 

“If you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change.” 

“I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, it relaxes me.”

“It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably.” 

He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.’ Will that make you happy?”

"I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself.”  

"Oh I know his secret.He’s terrified I’ll tell everyone that he’s always wanted to be a ballerina.” 

“Lawful good to lawful evil!”

“They confused beauty with innocence and harmlessness.” 

“You disappear so completely into your head sometimes, I wish I could follow you.” 

“I didn’t betray you, idiot.”

“Growing up happens when you start having things you look back on and wish you could change”

“Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.” 

“Everyone has choices to make; no one has the right to take those choices away from us. Not even out of love..” 

“You do seem obsessed with my look…Could it be that you’re attracted to me?”

“He had become a monster. You just couldn’t see it…because it wore the face of a friend.” 

“It’s awfully butch for a bookseller.” 

“Hate is nothing when weighed against survival. “

“Suddenly you‘re interested in solving my problems?”

“Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.” 

“The nod means 'I am a badass, and I recognise that you too, are a badass.” 

“Then again, it was him. He’d pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him.” 

"Honestly, if you don’t start utilizing a bit of your natural feminine superiority, I just don’t know what I’ll do with you.” 

"You think I haven’t seen the way you two look at each other? The way he says your name? You may not think I can feel, but that doesn’t mean I can’t see feelings in others.” 

“Nothing less than 7 inches.” 

“Fate is never fair. You are caught in a current much stronger than you are; struggle against it and you’ll drown not just yourself but those who try to save you. Swim with it. and you’ll survive” 

“Desire is not always lessened by disgust. Nor can it be bestowed, like a favor, to those most deserving of it. And as my words bind my magic, so you can know the truth. If she doesn’t desire his kiss, she won’t be free.”

"I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register.”

“Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.” 

“I can’t believe he didn’t have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, I must say, I’m disappointed in the little fellow.” 

“Sure. And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour.” 

“If you’re texting him to say 'I think u r kewl’ I’m going to kill you” 

"You are mortal; you age; you die, if that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?” 

“I was even a little glad that if it wasn’t going to be me she wanted, it was going to be someone who really deserved her.” 

"It could be worse, men my age have been known to purchase expensive sports cars and sleep with supermodels.” 

"Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole’s sister.” 

“I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am” 

"You mean father. I despise this modern habit of calling one’s parents by their names.”

'Its not often you get to see someone drool, especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything.” 

“Come to think of it, he‘ll probably make you pay the shipping charges yourself.” 

“The next thing I knew I was listening to five people shouting. What was that all about, anyway?” 

“It looks to me like you‘re using a wall to prop you up. that’s not my definition of ‘standing.’”

“Leaning comes right before standing.” 

“To draw something is to try to capture it FOREVER, if you really love something, you never try to keep it the way it is forever. You have to let it be free to change” 

“It’s always nice when someone volunteers to be the first up against the wall.” 

"I take it I’m just supposed to wait out here until vines start growing on me?”

“I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.”

“How do you know what feet taste like?”

“Oh, you know. The usual. A lifetime’s supply of Knicks tickets.

“But if you can’t tell the truth to the people you care about the most, eventually you stop being able to tell the truth to yourself.” 

'Finishing my shower. And if you‘ve made me run through all the hot water, I‘ll be very annoyed.” 

“I do not understand how you humans can walk in shoes that are that tall.”

[breakfastkills]

Will Herondale Quote Rp Meme

Based on the victorian era welsh shadowhunter of famed humor, heart, and looks as well as a deep fear of ducks by Cassandra Clare- feel free to edit or change pronouns for rp purposes

“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”

“Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.” 

"Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence,”

“No, i mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say,`Now, that is something i would have done´” 

“If love is great, then it is worth fighting for.” 

“He is my greatest sin.” 

“Dear me, massive blood loss. Death could be imminent.” 

“With God on your side, what does luck matter?” 

“I think I may be in love with you. Marriage could be in the cards.” 

“How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared it to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”

"Is it because I’m better-looking than you?” 

“If there is a life after this one, let me meet you in it.”

“You said I am a good man,but I am not that good a man. And I am–I am catastrophically in love with you.” 

“I thought perhaps that when you told me you did not love me that my own feelings would fall away and atrophy, but they have not. They have grown every day. I love you now more desperately, this moment, than I have ever loved you before, and in an hour I will love you more than that” 

She may be a thousand years old, but she makes an incomparable jam tart. Beauty fades, but cooking is eternal.” 

“On the contrary—in order to learn how to pretend to be inebriated, once must become inebriated at least once, as a reference point. Six-Fingered Nigel had been at the mulled cider—“ 

"That silly thing? Men going around getting their heads chopped off for love? Ridiculous.”

“Clearly the word excellent means something else on this side of the Atlantic.” 

“I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.” 

"I have wanted to do this, every moment of every hour of every day that I have been with you since the day I met you.” 

"I had come to think i would never love anyone, but I love her.” 

“Do reasons matter when there’s nothing that can be done to change things.” 

T’aint my way to turn down payment, but any man who looks like you has got no need of love potions, and that’s a fact.” 

“since you say there will be another life for me, let us both pray I do not make as colossal a mess of it as I have this one.” 

Our souls are knit. We are one person,”

“While the society disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They’re peculiar that way.” 

you were the mirror of my soul. I saw the good in me in you. In your eyes alone I found grace. When you are gone from me, who will see me like that?” 

“Who knows your courage better than I?” 

“There are so many worse things than death. Not to be loved or not to be able to love: that is worse.” 

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?" 

“Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.”

“There’s plenty of sense in nonsense sometimes, if you wish to look for it.”

“Oh, I can never get enough, which, incidentally, is what your sister said to me when-”

“You wish to marry me now?”

“Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.” 

“I’m boasting of my investigative skills, and I would prefer to do it without interruption. Where was I?” 

“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact? Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be." 

We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.”

"She is my priority!”

“I’ve never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn’t like it." 

“If no one cares for you at all, do you even really exist?” 

“Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.” 

“Excellent. I’ve been told I have a lovely, melodic reading voice." 

"You do believe everything I say, though, don’t you? Do I seem unusually trustworthy to you, or are you just a naive sort?” 

"No, here you’ll find all sorts of advice about how to chop off someone else’s head if you need to; much more useful.” 

“It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone. They could be honest with me, and I with them.” 

“having your annual ‘everyone thinks [your muse’s name] is a lunatic’ meeting, are you? “

“Sometimes,they’re even supposed to blow up.” 

“What he needs now is to love and have that love returned.”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things, you won’t like it." 

marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.” 

You are not the last dream of my soul.You are the first dream, the only dream I ever was unable to stop myself from dreaming. You are the first dream of my soul, and from that dream I hope will come all other dreams, a lifetime’s worth.”

Was there ever a more beautiful sound than your name? To speak it aloud makes my heart ring like a bell. Strange to imagine that, isn’t it – a heart ringing – but when you touch me that is what it is like: as if my heart is ringing in my chest and the sound shivers down my veins and splinters my bones with joy.”

“Dear God, I thought she was marrying your brother. I take it all back.” 

“Do you even care where I’m going? What if I were going to hell?”

‘Was that before or after he tried to eat you?'”

“I hurt everyone but you. I never meant to hurt you.”

“Probably all poisoned by parsnips,”

“You made me want more than that. You showed me I was only ever cursed because I had chosen to believe myself so. You told me there was possibility, meaning. And now you would turn your back on what you created.” 

"Nice place to live, isn’t it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two …”

The touch was like white fire through his veins. He could not feel her skin only the cloth of her gloves, and yet it did not matter. You kindled me, heap of ashes that I am, into fire. He had wondered once why love was always phrased in terms of burning. The conflagration in his own veins, now, gave the answer.” 

“Most people are lucky to have even one great love in their life. You have found two.” 

Wherever we are, we are as one” 

“What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?”

“I suppose it would depend on whether they cut me a part of the profit.”

“What I do know is that if we are born again, I will meet you in another life, and if there is a river, you will wait on the shores for me to come to you, so that we can cross together.” 

“I had such plans for the evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower-selling child who asked me for two-pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me.”

“What’s to miss? Sheep and singing,” he said. “And the ridiculous language. Fe hoffwn i fod mor feddw, fyddai ddim yn cofio fy enw.”

“It means ‘I wish to get so drunk I no longer remember my own name,’ Quite useful.” 

he loved like few ever could love, with all and everything. I see you are like that too; it burns more brightly in you than the fire of Heaven” 

“Dw i'n dy garu di am byth,” [I love you. Always.]

“Your honorable father has been impugned. Attack, attack!” 

“Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,

“I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.”