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he wore his cloggin' shoes

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nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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I think I just need my ass kicked. Like fully just knocked around I won’t even put up a fight or defend myself. It would help me in the long run to just get my fucking ass beat.

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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

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Just woke up so forgive me if this post has already been made, but I love the little thing Charlie does when he mimicks those around him (I also love the autistic!Charlie headcannon but that's a whole other post)

Thank you @badn3w @dennisboobs @linahh @23meteorstreet for making the gifs

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Macdennis full penetration while they look like this.

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i don’t know if it’s the angle or the glasses but sometimes he posts a selfie and i think “that’s not veteran actor Walton Goggins that’s a Facebook mom”

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Okay the fact that Carol Johnson said “sounds like a love story” about Raylan and Boyd *in front of* Raylan and Boyd and neither of them denied it?! They just kind of stood there and weirdly agreed.

Have we talked about that enough?

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I have to stop reading comments on other platforms the overwhelming negative reaction to this trailer is enraging me

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a marshal doesn’t work for the state so it counts

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really enjoy that charlie, mac, and dennis are all white guys with brown hair who have complicated relationships with food, sex, and gender but they all do it in their own unique ways

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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omg Txitter oomfie hiiii if i had known THE Dennis expert was on tumblr dot com too i wouldn’t have felt the need to state the obvious you got this covered

I don't know if this is a hot take or not, but the fact that everyone assumes at surface level, that Dennis is the most manipulative of the gang proves, to me at least, that he is the least manipulative of them all. It's just because the others are much better at hiding it with calculated fawning and weaponized incompetence.

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