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[breakyajaw]

I hate this.

[There was a woman outside of a restaurant. She held a clipboard and a purse, althoughits obvious the latter was the one she was used to. She tapped her foot impatiently, checking her watch.]

Where the fuck are they?

[breakyajaw]

No the fuck he's not. I ain't blind.

Relax, honey. There's a reasonable explanation to all of this, isn't there? There always is. That's just logic.

Mind if I come over? Your little lapdog obviously can't handle this.

( @breakyajaw ! )

My little lapdog is perfectly fine, thanks.

[breakyajaw]

Really? What's he doing right now?

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Relax, honey. There's a reasonable explanation to all of this, isn't there? There always is. That's just logic.

Mind if I come over? Your little lapdog obviously can't handle this.

( @breakyajaw ! )

My little lapdog is perfectly fine, thanks.

[breakyajaw]

Well, am I wrong? Bringing Chup over would help!

Chup's in Italy.

Doesn't matter. We bring him over, get him to help us with the new things, and...ta-da!

The new things are people, need I remind you. You don't exactly keep people in your house without anyone noticing.

Oh, please. First of all, it's Hatchetfield. Who gives a shit? Second, it's a mansion. In Pinebrook. We've got the space.

( @breakyajaw mind if I interact?)

[By an alleyway, two people chat.]

It's a stupid idea.

I'm well aware.

Not enough to stop it.

Why would I stop it? There's a grand win if I pull this off!

...and you get thrown in jail if you fail.

That rhymed.

Dumbass.

[Melissa was just walking by, mostly ignoring the conversation until the word jail rang loud and clear in her ears. Now she was intrigued. She paused around the corner, listening further]

[breakyajaw]

Because it'll be funny.

CHUCK

Tell your bossman to get bitches pls he's pathetic

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I- I don't think it's a good idea for me to say that to 'im. Why don't you?

[breakyajaw]

"Well, I woke up alone staring at my ceeeeiling!

I try not to care but it hurts my feeeeeelings!"

"You have to take a call in 10 minutes."

"Yeah, okay, lemme sing—"

H O T T O G O

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YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO

[breakyajaw]

A friend. She's fun.

[The woman searches through her black purse. It has 'YSL' at the front, and the purse itself is black. It looks fairly expensive.]

[Walking in the streets are two people. One of them seems very eager to be there, taking in the sights and pointing at things that weren't there before. The other writes things down in a notebook, not saying a word.]

—and that used to be a newspaper press, I think. I used to walk past it. Y'know?

...

Yeah.

@breakyajaw !

[John, walking down the same street in the opposite direction, accidentally crashes into one of them]

Shit, I am so sorry.

[breakyajaw]

...Thanks.

[Quickly, they grab the note. There's a little hint of purple in the eye drawing.]

[Walking in the streets are two people. One of them seems very eager to be there, taking in the sights and pointing at things that weren't there before. The other writes things down in a notebook, not saying a word.]

—and that used to be a newspaper press, I think. I used to walk past it. Y'know?

...

Yeah.

@breakyajaw !

[John, walking down the same street in the opposite direction, accidentally crashes into one of them]

Shit, I am so sorry.

[breakyajaw]

It's adorable that you think you can touch me.

Charles I'll pay you 50 bucks if you get Pokey out of your system in less than 24 hours

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bet

Charles will remain a part of my hive forever. Soon you will too.

[breakyajaw]

[They both get all the papers, putting them back in the notebook. Almost all the papers. A sticky note is left out accidentally. It has unintelligible writing, along with a detailed drawing of an eye.]

No, it's—

You're good, man.

[Walking in the streets are two people. One of them seems very eager to be there, taking in the sights and pointing at things that weren't there before. The other writes things down in a notebook, not saying a word.]

—and that used to be a newspaper press, I think. I used to walk past it. Y'know?

...

Yeah.

@breakyajaw !

[John, walking down the same street in the opposite direction, accidentally crashes into one of them]

Shit, I am so sorry.

[breakyajaw]

Wait, look ou—

[They bump into John, dropping their notebook. Some little slips and post-its sprawl on the ground.]

Oh, sorry, jesus. Sorry about that.

[Both they and the woman get on the ground to pick up the papers.]

[Walking in the streets are two people. One of them seems very eager to be there, taking in the sights and pointing at things that weren't there before. The other writes things down in a notebook, not saying a word.]

—and that used to be a newspaper press, I think. I used to walk past it. Y'know?

...

Yeah.

@breakyajaw !

[John, walking down the same street in the opposite direction, accidentally crashes into one of them]

Shit, I am so sorry.

[breakyajaw]

No you're not

mr capitalism why are you the worst

I’m not the worst. I’m the best actually.

[breakyajaw]

Does anyone know where I can get some good Chinese food? I'm hungry and the old take-out place isn't there anymore :(

[breakyajaw]

"Alright, just—"

"Hello." A guy enters, with a clipboard in hand. They have a formal attire, with a dress shirt and slacks. There's a red chain around their neck and a messenger bag in their hand.

She smiles. "Hey, Rascal! You brought the glasses?

"Of course."

Charlie. Your security won't let me in, I got the booze

Im also here with rascal!

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( @breakyajaw hullo there)

booze!

[breakyajaw]

"Damn, okay. Straight to the point. You got any glasses? Shot cups or somethin?" She put the bottle on Charles' desk. "I'm not letting you drink straight out of it. I'm pretty sure that's why you don't remember me."

Charlie. Your security won't let me in, I got the booze

Im also here with rascal!

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( @breakyajaw hullo there)

booze!

[breakyajaw]

A woman with braids comes in, with a big fur coat and a pricey purse. She has an alcohol bottle in her hand.

"Charlieeeee! How are you, sweetness? Rascal's in the bathroom right now."

Charlie. Your security won't let me in, I got the booze

Im also here with rascal!

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( @breakyajaw hullo there)

booze!

[breakyajaw]

Plsss tell them to lemme in

Also, say hi to the cowboy for me

~ 🍬

Charlie. Your security won't let me in, I got the booze

Im also here with rascal!

~ 🍬

( @breakyajaw hullo there)

booze!