“But. My hammer," said Thor. "Shut up, Thor," said Loki. "Kiss," said spacemonkey.
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Always so perceptive about everyone but yourself.
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one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard
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"But that ship is toxic and problematic" okay ❤️ yay ❤️
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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately
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not them lovemaking in the middle of the bridge
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please my fandom, it's very sick, it needs media literacy, please
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love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been
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Songs will come to you in the most perfect, diabolical time and many of them will be by fleetwood mac
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earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.
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THE MUMMY 1999 — dir. Stephen Sommers
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Which of your OCs/favorite characters are like this?
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you can't make this up? thorki distracted boyfriend meme?


what the fuckkkkk I can't believe this is real
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Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.
And it’s glorious!
Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!





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