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i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

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What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

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Everybody:

dance now

was kung fu fighting

wants to be a cat

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oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

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Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

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got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick

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As always, it’s been a ridiculously long amount of time since I posted on Instagram. I kinda realized that I never used to take photos (that I liked at least, bc I hated myself rip⚰️) & so I didn’t have much use for posting on here. BUT I dyed my hair an obnoxious shade of red recently & I feel like it was meant for me ❤️ this simple change really made a difference in how I feel about myself. I’ve been in a red hair phase my whole life I guess, this one just has a little more... spunk🤪

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oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

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me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

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hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one