Just another sad, almost-thirty with a useless bachelor's degree. Don't mind me.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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twenty years across the sea
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why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
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Unemployed Person: "No one will hire me because of my tattoos and my drug use."
Conservatives: "That's your own fault. They can hire whoever they want. It's your duty to make yourself employable."
Unemployed Person: "No one will hire me because I didn't get the covid vaccine."
Conservatives: "THAT'S THE EPITOME OF INJUSTICE! YOUR PLACE OF WORK HAS NO RIGHT TO DICTATE WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR BODY!"
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Stab a politician day!!!!
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I'm a sweater that you've given to Goodwill
Or lied about and sent to the landfill
I'm the sucker left holding my breath still
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doctor prescribes a joint and a cup of coffee on the porch while listening to the morning birdsong
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