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SAVANNAH LEE SMITH on TIKTOK

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Sure, we don't have to, but it's so funny. It's a shame to hide it from the world.

Yeah, I'm sure that's the case. If it helps you sleep at night, I'll pretend I believe you. Girl, you can't revoke an invitation for an offer I wasn't going to accept anyway. That's not how it works.

breeeee, i just said we don't have to talk about it!!!!

i'm holding auditions because i have too many options, not bc i have none, duh. it's the only fair way to do it. but if you want to be nasty and rude, you can consider yourself officially. crossed. off!

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A guy should never have an opinion on what girls choose to do with their face. Step back in line, Brody. You're getting way to bold. If I want to walk in class tomorrow with the most ridiculous lashes known to man, do you really think I'm going to care if you think it's "too much?" Hey, if the TA can't handle the heat, he shouldn't step into the kitchen. There are scarier beasts than me in this college. I mean, have you seen Dave Karofsky?

I mean, taste is subjective. You don't have to wear a lot of make-up to be noticed, but there's also nothing wrong with wearing what you want to. As long as you don't have those huge fake lashes that look like spider legs dipping over your eyes. That's too much. Bree, don't make that poor TA lose their job already! It's only the beginning of the semester.

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No. He looked like he hadn't seen the sun in five years and needs a serious hair cut. Sorry to ruin your fantasy. There has to be someone cute around here though, doesn't there? We need to start scoping around properly. Ew. I hate those kind of girls. Like, seriously, who asked for their opinion? They have a serious unjustified sense of superiority.

Ooh. Was said TA cute? And attainable? I'm pretty sure we both had a class with that girl because I heard her bragging the same thing this afternoon. Unless there's more of them. A cult of pick-me-girls. She was going on about how she prefers sunscreen instead of foundation... and then I zoned out.

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Okay, and she could also keep her lipstick-less mouth shut, couldn't see? No need for her to act superior because she doesn't want to get up early and make an effort. You don't see me going around telling girls that don't wear it that they're inferior, do you? My TA clearly had no clear direction. I'm pretty sure I could jump out, go 'boo' and he's run screaming. It's a lot of fun. If you ever want some mild entertainment, I can introduce you.

I get where you're coming from, but I can't say I blame the girl. I wouldn't want to wear makeup either, it seems like too much work and I hate having sticky stuff on my face. I guess I'm also not like other girls, but then again, I'm a man, so. Why was your TA nervous? Has he never seen a hot chick before?

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Someone needs to tell her to keep her mouth shut around me before I really cause some trouble. You just know she was directing it at me. Could see her eyes darting my way. Such pathetic behaviour.

Well, duh. Didn't think you were here to listen to Mr. Schuester's rapping, did I? Seriously, how do you put up with that? I'm still scarred. But thanks. I take my side hastles extremely serious. Someone needs to keep these people in line.

jeez, i didn't think people still used that phrase unironically anymore. makes me sad for her, honestly. someone needs to tell her that all girls are great, makeup-less or not.

me? i'm here to get a college degree. but your side hustle thing's pretty cool. i admire your ambition.

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I question your sanity. In what world would I give you anything other than fashion sdvice? No. Obviously. Try budgeting like all the other losers on campus. Don't you have a pool cleaning business you're supposedly earning money from? Wouldn't you have been booked for the summer?

haha damn that's crazy

can i borrow twenty bucks

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Just overheard a girl in my lecture say she’s “not like other girls” because she doesn’t wear makeup. Babe, you’re not like other girls because other girls have taste. This is college, not the pick me girl Olympics. Anyway, I showed up late, looked better than everyone, and still managed to make the TA nervous. Honestly? If you’re not causing at least one minor identity crisis per week, what are you even doing here? @encorehqsstarters

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Wow, babe. That is so brave of you. Opening auditions like you're not still blacklisted after what happened? I'll keep my mouth shut, but you should probably worry about everyone else that was at that birthday party too.

You have to hold open auditions just so you can find yourself some friends? I'd be sad before you, if it wasn't entirely expected. Have you ever given it a second thought to how sad it is that you actually have to bribe people to keep you company? Just a little fyi, if you have to pay someone to stick around, they're not your friend, they're your emploee.

The rules are cute and all. Go ahead and manifest your little group of emotionally dependent sixes and see how long it takes before one of them grows bored, buys a glow up with the money you're giving them and decides to overthrow the queen. Can't wait to watch it in action. Thanks for putting this out on the open. Now I have a front row seat.

as a result of that thing from last year we don't need to talk about, i'm so pleased to announce that applications for my new bff are officially open! kind of like that paris hilton show, except better, because you get to be besties with me! rules are - you must be at least an eight - but not hotter than me - able to work around my schedule, and good at at least pretending to be interested in all the things i'm into. in return, i'll buy you whatever you want, so long as it's not ugly. <3 @encorehqsstarters

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I wouldn't exactly calling shopping for pens and pencils fun. To me, it's an added chore to an already long list of things we have to do just to keep our places. It's also ridiculous that we're already paying a ridiculous amount jusy to secure our place in these colleges, and then on top of that we have to spend even more money so we can keep up with the classes. Everywhere I turn, I feel like someone is robbing me.

{ open starter @encorehqsstarters }

So, who else loves this time of year if not for going back to classes and seeing friend, but new school supplies !!! I swear i didn't need half this stuff - but these cute hello kitty highlighters kinda sold it for me (they where only like three bucks!). Though on the opposite end of that, i did spend a hundred dollars and Michael's for a new sketch book and art pencils - and thats WITH a coupon. Anyways... you ready for classes to start back up?

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You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

well no one else is gonna do it

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