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slunch dinner tip you can put 4 AA batteries and 6 AAA batteries in the oven for 45 minutes at 375 degrees to unlock an easter egg

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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

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kind of a nasty beast

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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“Having an affair” is such a funny way to describe cheating. There is marriage and then there is the situation. I had a wife and then an event happened to me.

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ohhh its ohhhhhh ohhh cuz its oooohh its its oihhh

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petting my thing

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This is so funny it's tearing me apart

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

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hi can we play staring and breathing together

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