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Reductress really taking no prisoners today

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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Are they ‘trauma dumping’ or are they just discussing their life experience and you are such an asshole that you can’t stand to be confronted with information that makes you uncomfortable for 0.005 seconds???

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Hetbait kind of goes harder than queerbait sometimes. Queerbait you understand that the creators very rarely could do it even if they wanted to so implication and suggestion was better and safer than being explicit. Hetbait though there's no such justifiable reason they just want to fuck with you.

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Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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jacob ver karina ver (was supposed to last a week. unfortunately it did not)

nathan ver coming soon, feel free to tell me all the amazing julia quotes i forgot

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead