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man I know I abandoned this account but I still hold all the characters close to my heart and I'm really sad to hear about inside job:(

Netflix sucks so much

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damn I really abandoned this acc after like 3 posts huh?

anyways inside job season 2?👀

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gangs favorite place to kiss that's not on the lips!

BUTTER MY BOOOOONES THIS IS ADORABLE <333

SFW BELOW <33 JUST SOME CUTENESS

BRETT

HIS FOREHEAD <33

Surprising him outta nowhere by just,, gently cupping his cheeks and placing this slow, long kiss to his forehead?? He might get choked up oh wow <33

he makes this sweet little,, half-pout?? He's just genuinely so in love with you he wants to cry <33 he feels so cherished and warm.

even <33 like,, speckling his forehead with kisses after he's had a rough day?? <333 oh my goodness.

REAGAN

there's something so personal about kissing her hands <33 she's pretty protective of them bc,, yknow,, she's working with them all the time - they're essential to her work. It takes a lot of vulnerabilty for her to feel safe enough to let you touch them <333

She doesn't quite flinch - its more of a pause? Like she's confused as to why you would do that??

She blinks a few times and softens out <33 while you kiss her knuckles. She definitely gives this,, faux-annoyed eye roll and bits her lip to stop herself from grinning <333

JR

Specifically his wrists.

Like hands sure fine but wrists?? Feeling you gently raise his hand to your face, cradling it between yours and giving some slow kisses to his WRIST??? he has never been more in love.

Coming up to his desk and snatching his hand, plucking the pen outta his grasp and this long kiss on his wrist?? <3 any of his worries are gone. He can't remember what he was worrying about in the first place

ANDRE

Right in the middle of his chest + collarbones!!!

if he's super stressed?? Just bring him in a big tight hug <33 with some sweet kisses on his collar <33 oh he'll just give this massive sigh of relief. It feels like you're single handedly kissing the weight off his chest.

He'll just <3 lazily drape his arms around you and inhale the smell of your hair <33 probably some tired mumbling/monotone quiet screaming before breaking into these,, happy, tired giggles <33

'thank you <3' while he nuzzles his nose against your forehead <33 waiting for you to tilt your head up to he can give you a proper kiss

GIGI

her stomach!!!! oh my gosh her face lights up so much when you lay on her stomach and give her kisses <333

'oh stop that <3' but no please keep going she adores it <333

SHES GONNA GIGGLE SO MUCH AND COVER HER FACE <333 she gets so flustered and happy. You just look so cute down there!! Oh my heavens you look like such an angel!! How is she expected not to smile when you're being so cute?

'having fun?' while she cheekily plays with your hair n cups your face <33 moments like this make everything feel worth it

MYC

WELL MY GUY DOESN'T HAVE LIPS SO-

outside of his Glowing Orb (tm) KISSES ON THE LITTLE FLOWERY-STEM-BIT THAT HOLDS IT UP??? OH WOW

It absolutely knocks him off his rhythm <333

'wuh- what uh.. what're youuuuu..?'

'oh hush' while you gently kiss the petals?? <333 maybe cradling the orb a touch, cuddling up beside him??

'.... yeah <3' he doesn't really have,, expressions?? but like <333 his tentacles all slowly slink around you until he has you nice and close. His orb keeps,, pulsing with this soft light <3 HE IS SO CLEARLY ENJOYING HIMSELF OH GOODNESS

GLENN

HIS JAW <3333 you'll get this amazing, surprised laugh

'aw sugar <3 what on earth are you doing down there?' he gets stupidly flustered - especially if you give some kisses along his maw?? Like all the way up into One Big Kiss?? AAA HE WOULDN'T ADMIT IT BUT IT MAKES HIM SO STUPIDLY SOFT

He just,, looks down at you with so much love?? <3333 this flustered faux-eyeroll and sigh while he nuzzles into your kisses <333

AB

EEE BACK OF HIS NECK <333 his neck in general, actually. It's super sensitive bc there's a lotta important hardware there!!

Sneaking up behind him, wrap your arms around him while you smooch the back of his neck?? His shoulders jump tf up all surprised and immediately sink back down w/ a huff when he realizes it's you <3

'ghk-!.. well, hello to you too <3' YOU MAY EVEN GET A LITTLE LAUGH <333 while he cranes his neck back to catch a glance of you.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS WAS SUPER CUTE WTF <333

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So I really need help-

Hey everyone! Uh, so I'm going to explain a little about what's up-

I'm a trans guy, and for the last year I've been trying to get top surgery! And I finally have a date for it! [Jan 7th!!!] but I live with my stepdad whos really emotionally abusive and manipulative- He takes 1/3 of my paycheck a month as "rent" even though I'm only 18 and just got a full time job. I'm also disabled [the bones in my feet are crooked so it sort of messes me up] which it makes it hard for me to work more than I am, which I'm trying to do. I'm trying to move out after top surgery but between top surgery and my "rent", I don't know if I'll be able to move out.

I have a Gofundme if everyone could please please please share or donate!! I do writing comissions if you want to request something on my writing blog!! Please I really feel guilty asking for money like this, but I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't urgent!

If you please please please could repost, I really hate asking for money but I don't know what to do anymore. If you'd like to request something in exchange for boosting or donating pls pls feel like you can- @froggy-frogz is where I take writing comms. Again thank you so so so much.

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Honestly surprised that someone was doing Inside Job requests. Even though I only could of read one I really liked it. Anyways could you please do a Reagan Ridley x Reader? Like under a scenario in which you were hired and she sees you as competition as you’re a tech genius yourself.

A/N: There's a couple of people who do requests for Inside Job!! Little shoutout to @insidemalewife and @cognitosclowns ajfshkf. I love both of their works, but trust me, there's a lot of good writers that will do Inside job requests 4 you hun <3

When Reagan heard that she was getting another person in her little gang, she didn't think much of it, like, okay, cool. Everyone else was a bit more excited than she was.

But when you finally join the group, she's a bit taken aback, and not going to lie, she's a little, uh, offended? Not particularly at you, but more at J.R. Two techies? Really?

She won't really talk to you, and if you try to talk to her, she keeps it short. She doesn't like what she feels around you, and even if she can hide it around you, the rest of the team can see it.

They've all known her for god knows how long, so someones going to say something. Well. When I say someone I mean Brett.

He'd pull Reagan aside and she'd tell him that she's frustrated and everything else that's happening.

"So you're jealous?"

Oh. Well. Brett really made her think. Was she really jealous of you?

Brett assures her repeatedly that you're both smart, and you're both good at doing your own things. He tries. And it does help.

She tries to talk to you, and to her own surprise, it's not too terrible. She still doesn't like that you're in her department, but you slowly grow on her.

It still does annoy her when someone praises you when she's right there with something as equally as good.

Though that sort of changes when you confide in her that you don't feel as good or accomplished as her. You tell her that you've looked up to her, and everyone's excepting you to be like her, but you don't feel like you are.

This sort of destroys Reagan's own image of you. She thought you were high and mighty about your creations, kinda like she is, but no, you weren't, and hell, you look up to her.

She makes more of an effort to get to know you, and help you out, and she wouldn't tell you because she'd be ever so embarrassed, but she enjoys being around you.

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Soft bathtime with Andre. Warm water and bath bombs, cuddling in the water as you wash his hair. Maybe listening to some music and just enjoying eachothers company.

ANON YOU <3333 UNDERSTAND YOU UNDERSTAND THE THINGS THAT MAKE MY BRAIN TINGLE

SFW!! nonsexual nudity!!

HE DESERVES A NICE BATH DAMMIT

He,, doesn't really have em ever?? he usually sticks to super fast showers. they're usually cold too bc,, the heating in his apartment complex is super spotty

YOU CAN GO ALL OUT. BUDDY HE'S NOT AFRAID OF SPARKLY BATH BOMBS AND SUGARY SOAPS. IN FACT HE FUCKING LOVES THAT SHIT

if you lay out like,, cute little rose petals in the water?? a funky multicolored bath bomb that makes the water all sparkly?? <333 oh his eyes light up so much. Excited Giggles Galore, probably some sneaky little

'woooow i can't believe you're watching me undress are we about to kiss right now???'

'... we've been dating for three years-'

'WE HA V E?????' before cracking up laughing. That's his favorite joke.

MNSMDSNDM HES A DORK <333 BUT HE IS YOUR DORK

'do you want me to split the bathbomb in half, so you can save some for later?'

'no??? because I'm not a fucking supervillain??? WHO TF DOES THAT????'

he will mix and match bath bombs tho. You may have to limit him so that the water doesn't become sludge.

OOOOOHHHH... you.. don't get a groan of relief when he slips into the tub because he will instead Winge About How Its Hot And It Hurts, Until His Body Adjusts To The Temperature smdnsmd

OHO <3333 he wants to hold you while you relax in the tub please. Just,, your back to his chest, his Spindly Fuckin Legs trying to wrap around you like some sort of Very Tired Venus Flytrap smnsmd

OH assorted thing but poke his tummy. he'll start gigglin. nothing massive lmao he just <333 is pretty ticklish there.

FOOT BATTLES THAT ARE GONNA SPLASH WATER EVERYWHERE LMAO

LIL KISSES ON YOUR CHEEK AND NECKKKK <333 if you have soaps available he'll,, cover his hands in like Some Nice Soap and massage your back. <333 vice versa is also smth he'd,, adore.

HES GONNA FALL ASLEEP SORRY <333 his head is gonna loll forwards and BOOM, snoring <333

HE'LL FUSS A BIT IF YOU MAKE HIM WAKE UP BUT ONCE HIS TEETH START CHATTERING BC THE WATERS GOTTEN COLD??? HES UP HES UP HES BOLTING OUTTA THE TUB SMDNSDM

(does he almost break his ass, slip n sliding around on the now wet floor?? yes absolutely but he's sturdy its probably fine-)

<3333 THIS WAS FUCKIN,, CUTE DAMMIT <333 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK

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is it possible that you can write romantic headcanons for being in a poly relationship with andre and myc from inside job 🥺 i love them both and if youre not comfortable with this request maybe just headcanons for them individually? thank you so much!

YESYESYES .

I wanna date them so bad guys

- gotta ask how you even started dating these morons because oh my god 😭 the only explanation I got is working with them and y’all all catch feelings and myc finds out and is like “yo so we all like each other aha” or just threesome but y’all caught feelings and myc finds out and is like “yo so we all like each other aha”

- but anyways dating them is a fucking blast holy shit. Especially if you work together, you three are together at all times just fucking around during missions and shit while your stupid boyfriends flirt with eachother and you. Reagan is so fucking tired of you guys.

- also both are clingy as shit so this really helps tbh, the three of you are attached at the hip

- andres new to the whole commitment thing so don’t mind him, he’s pretty scared of this at first but thankfully mycs been alive for how many god damn years and has had how many relationships? Mycs been down this road.

- sex is very often . Unless your ace they can fuck eachother but <3 dw tho they’re very sweet afterwards

- I think a problem that could occur is feeling like “oh I only matter to them bc I’m a sex doll to them aha”so that’s why they’re pretty sweet afterwards cuz they kinda .. thought of this.. they just have sex a lot with you because they don’t know how to be intimate otherwise but they r learning

- smoking with them and getting drunk/high if you’re comfortable? Yes. All the time. If not, also totally fine but yk <33!

- but this is one of the healthiest poly relationships you get because the two don’t really argue and get along really well tbh they’re just attention whores sometimes

- so like andre will make you laugh with a joke and of course myc has to one up him and it becomes a thing but they never genuinely argue . U are still dating children tho wtf

- did you not find fart and dick jokes funny before? You do now .

- they’re absolutely ridiculous in the best way

- Andre loves to cuddle, but myc might act like he doesn’t wanna (he really wants to tho) just takes some convincing :) <3

- anyways they’re both so caring like myc is so clingy so obviously he touches you a lot so he’s gonna find out whenever you’re in a shitty mood and he is so quick to be like “honey what’s wrong? Who do we need to take it out on? Or do you wanna just chug beers?” and is so quick to tell Andre

- and Andre is so doting omg 😭 he’s just like “baby honey darling sugar light of my life the reason I am alive what is wrong?” and myc wants to puke ftm that sentence alone

- also whenever Reagan is being mean myc is just like “hey well y/n doesn’t think I’m a dick! Right honeyyy~”

- they both always try to make you laugh <3

- myc secretly just thinks you look great happy . He is a bit of a #softie

- but for real these two are the best to chill out with and joke around with, and they’re such quality boyfriends to have. They’re not perfect but they’re always improving

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omg I was rewatching inside job and I never realized mycs new tank Reagan made literally says slay me mushroom daddy ahxkqbslb

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maybe maybe maybe cuddles with myc?? i just want to hold him even if he is a huge asshole. ur like the only blog i’ve seen do anything for myc and i live for it :D

AAA YES ABSOLUTELY <333

At first he doesn't realize what the fuck is happening-

LISTEN DUDE HE HASN'T BEEN,,, Cuddled in,, at least a few centuries.

Mostly because people usually aren't that ~jazzed~ about being covered in the Natural Film that covers his body-

He stares at your for a,, solid second. He just,, watches you curl a leg around his base, slip an arm under him and nuzzle your head up close to his orb.

And nothing?

Nothing Nothing.

'you aren't gonna, I dunno, call me ~deranged~ or something and hit me over the head?'

You can't remember a time you've seen him this quiet - his orb is,, just barely glowing?? This vvvv slow kind of pulse, dimming out before lightening? it reminds you of a lighthouse.

For a second you swear he must have fallen asleep and not noticed anything, but then you see one of his tendrils curling and unwinding

‘... nah.’  

just barely above a whisper. A verbal shrug of his lips. You.. suspect there’s smth he isn’t saying, but he doesn’t give the impression of wanting to discuss it.

it takes minute or two for him to relax into it... maybe a solid 10 minutes. His ‘head’ does little tilts every once and a while, as if he’s debating something?

eventually he just lets out this,,,, quiet, nearly shaky sigh and melts into it <3

<333 you feel alllll his tendrils just,, gently curl around you wherever he can reach. you can almost feel them tugging, like they’re trying to keep you there??

Your heart pangs a bit when,, he nuzzles his orb into your cheek?? It’s very hesitant - he pulls back for a second before committing to it <3 give him some kisses please. you’ll get a lovely sigh of relief.

you stay there until morning, and maybe a little bit after <3 neither of you are in a rush.

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH ANGSTIER THAN I INTENDED IM VERY SORRY-

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Brett

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how did I get so down bad for a mushroom

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brett doodles,,

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MR. HAND <3, he can hold mine xx

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practicing self care and drawing my oc with myc

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HIHIHI!!! WELCOME TO TUMBLR YOU ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING!!!! ARE YOU TAKING REQUESTS?? BC IF YES UR GIRL WOULD LOVE ANY HEADCANONS SURROUNDING BRETT (AND THE GANG IF U FEEL LIKE IT) AND TICKLING 😋😋 IF NOT THATS IS ABSOLUTELY OK!!!!! BUT IT IS JUST THE SWEETEST GOSH DARN THING AND I- BWJSNWKSMW <333 EITHER WAY I HOPE UR DOING WELL AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY TIME WITH UR BLOG!!!!

Hi!!! thanks for the welcome!!!<333 it's the first time I've really made a blog just for one specific thing and it's nice hsmbsk I can let my brain be free!! (and I'm sure my friends on my priv twt will appreciate me not rambling about another show msbdksb)

• I feel like he's ticklish all over?? like you've got the neck, stomach/sides and so on, but also places like his palms and around his elbows and knees

• really those places are only if he's in a bubbly/giggly mood and if you rake you nails, or just lightly run your fingertips across them. it'll have him giggling easily

• speaking of, he'll shriek a lot, especially when you run over a more sensitive spot. but it's a lot more of light giggles, him trying to hold off from laughing at first, and eventually he stops. he's got such a pretty laugh:(( like it's just such a hearty laugh,, and his smile too,, hmmerhrjh,,

• even if he's stronger than you, he'll be weakly trying to push you off or pull your arms away

• after you stop he'll be panting and have breathless giggles

• if you hover your hands over him he's gonna get all giggly again, even if you don't actually touch him

• I've been trying to think of hc's for everyone else but the most I can think of is for Reagan

• I feel like she's only ticklish when she's really tired?? like laying in bed and if she's feeling a little playful, she might start a small tickle fight before actually going to sleep,,

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robotus hcs?? cuz please-

• much like the Christmas headcanons, coming down to the basement to decorate the room except less its less Christmasy

• also changing up the decor every few weeks or so! and asking if there's anything he wants in the room (as long as it gets Reagan's permission mshsk)

• but like sometimes making it a surprise what you're gonna decorate the room with. maybe one day you bring in a bunch of fake flowers, or those glow in the dark stars, maybe fruit themed one week? just to keep variation because it must get so boring in that room,,

• he thinks some of the themes you choose are odd, but he doesn't complain too much, it does spice up the room

• somehow you managed to get back into the basement after the JFK thing and he's like??? what are you doing here? and you're just like idk you looked lonely and it looked like the place could use some decorations, and you gesture to the backpack you have and he's just?????? he's seen you decorate the groups office before but he never thought of you decorating down here? he's gonna think you're weird at first nsndbkd

• while you're decorating Reagan comes down and finds you

• "what the hell are you doing in here??" "I dunno, he looked lonely when I first met him" "he's an ai that wants to destroy humanity, what made you think he was lonely?" "...idk? I felt bad?? he looked lonely??" "I want to destroy humanity and you feel bad that I'm locked away" ",, do you want me to leave?" "......no-"

• so Reagan let's you do whatever to the place as long as you don't let Robotus out or mess with her things

•also,, getting window/glass safe markers and doodling on his tube!

• "draw the end of humanity!!" "I can draw a cat:)" "... I'd prefer a dog" "ok!!:D"

•talking about random things that pop into your mind, or telling him about your day even if he can see most of it through the security cams

•showing him youtube videos or shows on Netflix that you think he'll like while you do work or work on a hobby, half watching the show with him

• then discussing the show after like, making theories or what could've happened instead, that type of stuff. or if it wasn't a good show, making fun of it mshdmb

• speaking of hobbies, it popped into my mind while I was drawing, he'll find references for you,, like if he found a match for Reagan, I'm sure he could find a reference for what you need

• or asking for his opinion when you try smth new! whether it's like some high tech machine you made or new medicine or even just what do you think of my nails? like,, just making sure he isn't left out when you can involve him<3

• and after the last episode when he's in that mobile tank you show him around even tho he knows the layout. when you two pass by certain areas you tell fun little facts or funny stories that have happened that he may not know about

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Magic Myc/Reader

Here y'all, have some emotional/angsty headcanons!

Mentions of sexual things but not super explicit.

-At 4041 years old Myc has perfected the art of not giving a shit.

-Which is why you unnerve him so much.

-He's had humans that love him before, sure. But usually, his affection for them was limited. Humans only live so long after all...

-But you show up, you call him on his bullshit snd fight with him. But something about it is different. He can feel that interest, that tension below the surface of your insults. It's cute.

-So why not indulge a little?

-You being kind of vicious in the bedroom is a surprise but he kinda loves it. There's something about the way you do it that just ends him.

-Aftercare isn't a new concept to him but it's been rare he's on the receiving end of it. Humans tend to recognize human needs and human pain before his.

-So the first time you're tender with him after keeping him on edge has him at first suspicious and then melting with your touch. Your hands just feel so good...

- It's nice having someone who doesn't treat him like a fancy sex toy. He doesn't mind using his tentacles, he enjoys the hell out of it, but having someone who is actively interested in pleasing him instead of just being excited about tentacles or begrudgingly dealing with collection is just... Something else.

-Something he hasn't had in a long time.

-Which is terrifying.

-Because he knows that it's temporary.