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Being healthy is overrated

Daily Telegraph, bird cage liner and waste of a dead tree, has published a picture that says being same sex attracted is a health risk and that the youth have only themselves to blame for it. Australian hospitals are being surrounded by young gay men. Every morning the ambulance drivers must clean out the rainbow glitter that has accumulated on their floors. “Please,” hospital staff beg “please just… choose not to be gay… and also leave us alone. We can’t stand this any longer. When will this homosexual siege end? I just don’t understand!” But it doesn’t. The gays keep coming. The emergency room has never been so colourful. The hospital hallways never so clogged. People are getting better and the Daily Telegraph is declaring their broken legs “just a phase.” Our health system can’t handle this anymore. A doctor brings in a patient and asks what’s wrong. “Say no to a harmful plebiscite. Parliament needs to have a conscience vote now,” the patient whispers.

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yee-t

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OC

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every hollywood east asian role

old martial arts teacher with grey beard

dragon lady femme fatale with bladed chopsticks in hair, probably dies at the end

feisty action girl with black hair and a strand of another colour for edginess

north korean spy

subordinate woman/schoolgirl

funny asian guy with funny accent which is played for laughs

chinese soldier #56

male love interest lol just kidding 

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Sorta gay

You know whenever I think I’m straight, I look at a picture of Ki Hong Lee and remember that I change sexuality for any vaguely hot celeb