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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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opera singer: $3000
custom font: $5000
pyro expenses: $99999
making my brother play the bass: free
putting my friends in the show: $2000 each
wax dictator doll: $700
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my inner theatre kid is dying
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sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful
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South Carolina girlie approves this message lol
Simon Riley with a Southern reader.
I know for a FACT this man loves southern women.
From the twinge in their words to the hospitality they display.
But his favourite part HAD to be the food.
In all fairness, you were the first southern woman that Simon had been with. But the first time you invited him over and fed him your grandmothers recipe for jambalaya, he was ring shopping the following day.
Anything you cooked up had his mouth watering and stomach growling.
This of course meant that when there was important game on, a watch party was held at your home.
Simons teammates loved your cooking almost as much as he did. Your brisket and ribs were gone in almost ten minutes. They were like hoovers the way they got rid of your food.
That's not to say that there are some things Simon can't handle. Which was your love for spice.
You made fried chicken once, and Simon had devoured three wings before the spice really hit him. Red in the face, sniffling, all while reassuring you that he was fine.
You had to get a new gallon of milk the following morning despite having bought one just yesterday.
⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧
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Dolly has done so much for children's literacy and the Tennessee economy and I love her so much.
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Look at my son and husband. Big tater do love his dad.
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Listen.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
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Periodic reminder that I fucking hate AI content, no nuance, no exceptions, there is no AI “writing” or “art” that I have any scrap of respect for. Make your shit badly the same way the rest of us did when we all started and learn how to do it better. Your feeling bad about what you made is not a unique struggle and it will not kill you. Power through it like the rest of us and fucking find some pride in the fact that you’re at least TRYING.
AND FUCK C.AI.
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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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